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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Apr 23, 2011 @ 12:12pm

Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2011 @ 12:24pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2011 @ 11:17am

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2011 @ 7:35am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2011 @ 11:12am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2011 @ 11:13am

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 11:35am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2011 @ 2:50pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2011 @ 7:24am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked May 2, 2011 @ 10:41am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2011 @ 2:58pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 10:46am

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 4:17am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2011 @ 10:54am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2011 @ 7:51am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 11:35am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2011 @ 9:06am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2011 @ 11:23am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked May 29, 2011 @ 3:45am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2011 @ 9:54am

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2011 @ 12:05pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 5:39am

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2011 @ 11:27am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked May 1, 2011 @ 6:33am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 10:17am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 11:53am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2011 @ 1:32pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2011 @ 11:47am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 5:38am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2011 @ 1:53pm

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 3:04pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2012 @ 10:09am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2011 @ 6:28am

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2011 @ 1:07pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2012 @ 10:09am

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 9:19am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2011 @ 1:32pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2011 @ 9:25am

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2012 @ 2:03pm

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2012 @ 1:44pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2011 @ 6:35am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2011 @ 8:58am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2013 @ 1:18pm

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2011 @ 2:42pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 1:13pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2011 @ 2:43pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2012 @ 2:03pm

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2012 @ 8:47am

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2012 @ 9:33am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 11:28am

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2012 @ 4:05am

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2012 @ 9:16am

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2012 @ 9:57am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2011 @ 2:52am

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2012 @ 8:57am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2011 @ 10:23am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 10:52am

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 7:31am

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2011 @ 9:38am

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2011 @ 10:52am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2012 @ 1:53pm

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2011 @ 11:25am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2012 @ 10:54am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2011 @ 12:02am

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 6:54am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2012 @ 7:02am

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2011 @ 9:08am

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2012 @ 5:19am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2012 @ 10:08am

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2011 @ 11:07am

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2012 @ 2:32pm

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2012 @ 2:29pm

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2011 @ 12:52am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2012 @ 1:27am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2013 @ 4:17am

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2011 @ 11:58am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2011 @ 1:01pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2013 @ 10:00am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2011 @ 1:42pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 11:27am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2011 @ 12:32pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 1:50pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2012 @ 10:51am

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2011 @ 1:42pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2012 @ 5:19am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2011 @ 3:32pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2011 @ 1:49pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2012 @ 2:30pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 10:17am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 9:30am

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2011 @ 11:45am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 9:23am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2011 @ 11:33am

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2011 @ 2:45pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2011 @ 5:31am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2011 @ 2:38pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 11:35am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2011 @ 12:28pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2011 @ 3:38pm

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2011 @ 11:33am

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 9:43am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked May 28, 2011 @ 7:39am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2011 @ 10:10am

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2011 @ 1:55pm

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2012 @ 11:12am

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2011 @ 9:55am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 7:50am

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2012 @ 9:00am

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 7:49am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 8:18am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 11:01am

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 4:12am

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 4:23am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 5:11am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2011 @ 1:13pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 12:07am

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 12:10pm

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2011 @ 7:42am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 4:20am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2011 @ 7:42am

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 11:19am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 12:13pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 11:39am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 12:17pm

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked Oct 30, 2011 @ 1:00pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 11:12am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Oct 30, 2011 @ 1:00pm

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked Dec 11, 2011 @ 5:40am

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 9:47am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked Dec 13, 2011 @ 1:50pm

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked Dec 26, 2011 @ 12:52pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked Dec 26, 2011 @ 11:39am

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked Dec 11, 2011 @ 5:41am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 9, 2012 @ 12:46am

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Nov 5, 2012 @ 10:08am

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 9:42am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2012 @ 12:27pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked Nov 15, 2012 @ 11:06am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked Oct 31, 2012 @ 1:40pm

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 11:22am

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Nov 4, 2012 @ 8:03am

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 10:23am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 2:17pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked Oct 30, 2012 @ 12:25pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 12:19pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 10:24am

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked Oct 25, 2012 @ 1:01pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked Oct 31, 2012 @ 12:30pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 10:24am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 10:11am

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked Oct 24, 2012 @ 12:33pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked Nov 1, 2012 @ 10:05am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked Jan 29, 2013 @ 8:39am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Feb 3, 2013 @ 9:56am

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 29, 2013 @ 8:27am

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
1 / 30

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
0 / 500

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
0 / 20

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes


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