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November 29, 2004
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10.4 hrs past 2 weeks
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tiddy
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Was the question why am I so awesome?
United States 
Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
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The Few. The Proud. The Golden.
For the awesome people who wrestled all thirty six potatoes from the grasp of GLaDOS.
Or if you just scored 36/36 potatoes on the Valve ARG for Portal 2.
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I really, really, really like this game. Chat me up about mods. Oh yes, there will be mods.
This game was fun, but then I got to the sex scenes. The rush of blood to my nethers caused an immediate black out. I hope you think about that as you click "Add to Cart".