Member since:
December 21, 2004
Playing time:
51.3 hrs past 2 weeks
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
23.1 hrs / 23.1 hrs
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L.A. Noire: The Complete Edition
6.2 hrs / 8.8 hrs
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Grand Theft Auto IV
2.9 hrs / 534 hrs
Grand Theft Auto III
0.2 hrs / 0.6 hrs
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Cat Jesus 
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:3 I ain't even mad
Josh
Turn-ons: High places, small fast-moving objects.
Turn-offs: Water, sudden loud noises.
Please assist a cat in his pursuit of various made-up achievements:
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100% Accuracy/Headshots Challenge
Best Overall Accuracy: 89%
Highest Headshot Percentage: 66% (w/0% overall acc)
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Zero Kill Game (it's harder than you'd think)
Current Best: 22 killed (2 Special, 20 Common)
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< 100 pts Damage Game (only available in L4D1, as "Unbreakable")
Current Best:
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Only full games started in lobby count for these goals.
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THIS CAT'S EIGHT SIMPLE RULES
(ALL RULES ARE IGNORED DURING THE MIDNIGHT CRAZIES)
1. If you're down, a cat will come get you. Whenever, wherever. I leave no one behind.
2. If you're on a turret or triggering an event while everyone else bunkers down, this cat will cover you.
3. If you are low on health, a cat will heal you.
4. If you are new to the game, you are under a cat's protection. Votekicking noobs is weak-sauce.
5. I always sets off the car. Always.
6. I am the last one into the saferoom.
7. A noble death in Campaign is more interesting than any life. In VS, I'd rather finish a losing game with a good fight than rage-quit to keep the loss off my stats.
8. If you need someone to watch your fur-less behind while you run off and do something glorious and stupid, CALL A CAT.
The talented artist who created my old avatar before this one 
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Ground Cover
TAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Ground Cover is a strictly moderated, by-recruit-only group for Left4Dead, and possibly future co-op multiplayer games from Valve.
If you received an invite, it's because you were observed in-game covering the others, engaging in thrilling heroics, and/or generally being a good team-player. People like you should play together more often, and that's what we hope to put together with this group.
All skill levels welcome. If you're a member, and you spot someone who should be in the group, let an officer know and we'll invite them.
We have top quality bandwidth and dedicated server hardware provided by LiquidWeb, the best damned dedicated server host on the planet.
Group Servers:
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L4D2 - Versus - Dead Center - 67.227.131.131
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This game will mess you up for life.
Brilliant. Cat approves. Yes, it's real.
