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Josh
 
 
Turn-ons: High places, small fast-moving objects.

Turn-offs: Water, sudden loud noises.

DO NOT RANDOMLY FRIEND REQUEST ME TO ASK ME FOR TF2 SHIT.

CounterStrike Status: Nub





Please assist a cat in his pursuit of various made-up Left4Dead2 achievements:
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100% Accuracy/Headshots Challenge
Best Overall Accuracy: 89%
Highest Headshot Percentage: 66% (w/0% overall acc)
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Zero Kill Game (it's harder than you'd think. You must survive with 0 deaths and cannot abandon teammates)
Current Best: 12 killed (1 Special, 11 Common)
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< 100 pts Damage Game (only available in L4D1, as "Unbreakable")
Current Best: 44 ! yay!
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Only full games started in lobby count for these goals.
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THIS CAT'S EIGHT SIMPLE RULES

(THESE RULES ARE IGNORED DURING THE MIDNIGHT CRAZIES, SEE THOSE RULES FARTHER DOWN)

1. If you're down, a cat will come get you. Whenever, wherever. I leave no one behind.

2. If you're on a turret or triggering an event while everyone else bunkers down, I have your back.

3. I heals the most injured player, whoever that is.

4. If you are new to the game, you are under a cat's protection. Votekicking noobs is weak-sauce.

5. I always sets off the car. Always.

6. I am the last one into the saferoom.

7. A noble death in Campaign is more interesting than any life. In VS, I'd rather finish a losing game with a good fight than rage-quit to keep the loss off my stats.

8. If you have gigantic cajones and need someone to watch your fur-less behind while you run off and do something glorious and stupid, CALL A CAT. I'm lookin for YOU, crazy kids. Let's defend Mercy Hospital's helipad for the escape. Or hold Dark Carnival's mosh-pit like a boss. Everybody does the pier in Death Toll, who wants to hold the beginning saferoom, and then run to the boat with me?

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THE RULES DURING MIDNIGHT CRAZIES
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1. I won't trigger events.

2. Bye. Meet you in the saferoom, maybe. I'll probably die a lot. It's okay, 9 lives and all.
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NoGirlsOnTheInternet Mar 9, 2014 @ 12:51pm 
.3 hours with 7dtd? POINT-THREE?! Nooooo you're supposed to love this game!
NoGirlsOnTheInternet Sep 23, 2013 @ 8:07pm 
knock knock
Raine Apr 4, 2013 @ 1:38am 
Hai :)
Drizz Mar 31, 2013 @ 11:06am 
Happy Easter Catface :3
Rogue Feb 16, 2013 @ 11:50pm 
We'll have to play soon cat (:
Catface.jpg Feb 15, 2013 @ 3:35pm 
On the off chance you're stumbling in here to figure out what happened to the Ground Cover steam group, I disbanded it. I kicked everyone, and then left it myself. Didn't seem relevant anymore. Most of the people in it don't play L4D anymore, and I haven't actively recruited anyone in years.

Also on the off chance you're stumbling in here to figure out why we're not friends on steam anymore...nothing personal! If you still want to play, add me again. I'm just clearing out people to whom I haven't spoken in ages (sometimes years) or played with in ages.

Holy cow is it going to take awhile. I'm probably in active contact with only about 20 of you lol