My Name Is Awesome. Thank You For Noticing.
I am Lt. Colonel Awesome. These are my Awesome bros. We like to play games and have an Awesome time.
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I'm a professional home wrecker. It doesn't matter how strong a marriage is, I'll walk through the front door and your wife and life will be mine. I mean come on, look at this rockin' bod'. Those ladies can't help but swoon and fall over...thankfully my muscles are large and strong enough to catch them when they fall, unlike you fucking pansies out there. I am also richer than sin. I use 100 dollar bills to wipe my ass.
Don't get pissed when I'm sitting in your evening chair, your wife is calling me honey, and your kids are calling me daddy. It's not my fault you couldn't deliever what they really wanted and needed, but just couldn't find. Until I came around. Looking for somewhere to place the blame?
I'll give you a tip: start by looking in the mirror.
I am Lt. Colonel Awesome. These are my Awesome bros. We like to play games and have an Awesome time.
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