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0.3 hrs on record
Thought I would come back and tell you of all the whimsical adventures I have had, like almost killing a man with my bare-hands or that time I told my boss what I really thought that day. There was that one time also where I was puking my guys out and my friends were like "bro, ARE YOU OK?" did I look OK to you guys? Or how about that time I was on the road and this transsexual started to live stream zirs alcoholic binge, where it ended in a bloody nose and a panic attack, meanwhile I'm in the middle of no where high as ♥♥♥♥ and ready to jump off the first bridge I see. (not really, I felt like a swim m8)

I've had such pleasures in life, how about I tell you that time where I was at work later than usual and I attended to this meek little 18 year old girl, who was a gentle troubled soul. Yeah, I could see that look in her eyes, it's not something that can leave you once it is known. Found her in the room od'ed on pain pills and alcohol. Everyday is beautiful, from the red that paints the streets to the red that paints the sheets. I'm actually being sarcastic, when will we all be free from it all? :)
Posted October 4, 2017.
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2.1 hrs on record
Well if it's stomach cancer, I'll be giving all my things away. Sell my clothes I'm off to heaven boyos.
Posted June 19, 2017.
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3.4 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
I ripped my heart out and gave it to the light in the night sky. I guess you can say I was never meant to be born.
Posted June 19, 2017. Last edited June 19, 2017.
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0.7 hrs on record
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Posted June 19, 2017.
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2.2 hrs on record
aloo tonasu bokunoda paiitsu douno falktie
Posted June 18, 2017.
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2.1 hrs on record
I wake up with the feelings of suicide and regret. I feel the sunlight hit my eyes and everything starts to become focused. Ah yes, another day I am alive! No, not really, in fact, would you even acknowledge the life that I am am living, as a normal functioning human? I condemn myself to a thought process that's unsuitable even for the most villainous of our society. I am the walking embodiment of despair. Everything looks the same, humans all have the same face and outlook. Carbon copies of one another. Nothing changes, and things get worse by the second. So as I contemplate all of these thoughts in a matter of seconds, I see now why I cannot be sober anymore. Without marijuana I would be sitting in an ocean of red, telling myself it's all going to be ok.
Posted June 18, 2017.
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0.9 hrs on record
To pass the time, I smoke weed all day long. Every passing hour, I chain smoke weed like it's going out of style. I smoke weed to magnify the pain in my heart: to induce memories of years long passed, in search of a time when I was happy.
Posted June 15, 2017.
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2.7 hrs on record
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Posted June 15, 2017.
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1.3 hrs on record
I'm coming home, jesus forgive me of my sins.........Forgive me for the man that I am, but not the man that I want to be.
Posted June 14, 2017.
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0.1 hrs on record
I've come home; tell me brother do I deserve to live like the rest of you? Or is my self worth less than the maggot infested ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you so plunder? Jesus I need you, I don't know what reality is anymore.
Posted April 21, 2017.
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