Recent reviews by Lordimbroke

Rediscovering this the night before my vacation put me way behind schedule.
10/10 would be late again

free to play, made my first rpg on this. love it so much

Let's play RDR2. I could go for some relaxing exploration on my horse.

Hm? There's some problem. I can't sign in. Um...okay.

Need to do a captcha test? Oh, come on. I just want to play. Okay, fine.

Nope, there was another error.

They're telling me to try again later. F YOU.

Let's just play Terraria

I love this one so much, but it feels after a certain bit the same copy and paste mechanics that doesn't suffice a long lasting fun game that Kairosoft games have left me with previously.

For some context, a normal game runs 25 years on average speed (NG+ unlocks faster speed)
I just unlocked this at 14 hours currently. Well worth the price tag for the content I experienced. But here is the fun part
to unlock all crops and fruits. You need a Farm Mart Rank 21. After 14 hours I was only Farm Mart Rank 10.

To unlock the last achievement you need to "Unlock this customer by completing tier 25 of the Gourmet Fest festival" that is 25 games of unfun Bejeweled. That is if you know how much stats are required to past each stage without trial and error.
Who thought this was a good idea for an achievement? An isolated hikikomori masochist!?

Then we get to the other achievement which I assume would require more ranks in the Farm Mart to achieve number 1 in all groups. The only guide by 'Antoid owo' says
"Earnings: 6000000
Visitors: 1000
Satisfaction: 50000
Staff: (I haven't played long enough to reach this yet lol)"

At the end of 25 years with 14 hours I had around 300-400 visitors and 1/6 of the earnings. Most shops had huge combos with variety of fruits and veggies. The only thing to do is constantly grind your farm layout levels and grind item crafting to improve the ranking of it all. Even this person didn't have the endurance to finish the staff. Why would anyone unless you hate yourself beyond extinction.

Looking for a quick fun casual farm game: Yes
Looking for a quick 100%: No
Worth an achievement grind: Only if you hate yourself and don't value your time

A wise man once said:

"I'm really cookin' now
Eatin' everything in sight
All my money's gone
So I'll be back tomorrow night"

Hidden gems of Steam. Sad to see it's future state with developers, as the concept and art style were really unique

Overall its free and a well built racer with some great inspired tracks.

The issues:

Servers didn't load (took over 20 minutes to connect on launch)
Forced tutorial to unlock Multiplayer and Local Play
Predatory micro-transaction from a "kid friendly company"
Being constantly online (looks like it'll be Knockout City again)



The Good:
It's Disney themed
It's a good racer
It's free

Just woke up and got the pizza and cakes dlc for free

Overall fun until you get overwhelmed by prepping and dish recipe variety.
Fun to do once with the beta co-op

Sonic adventure 2 battle music: Pumpkin Hill

"It is my dream to build a park… that I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday.
And they say President Knope, this park is awesome."