Loafaries

WHAT IS LOVE

BINUNAMESH

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NOM NOM NOM BANANAS.

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My fellow portly companion-- Gaze yonder! It's a menacing
memorandum scribbled on a tattered and torn piece of chemically processed mulch.

"Harken to me ye nettlesome vexatious laborers of one's occluded sewage waste aqueducts! How much for the flipping Gidrovlicheskiy? Your beloved vegetative sovereignty has been liquidated in a forcible manner, and the aristocratic monarch you resolutely succor has been seized in a physical fashion! Her queenship is now a perennial bedfellow at one of my many
diabolical caravansary establishments! I encourage you to attempt to facilitate her rescue in a timely manner!"

We must ferret out and pinpoint the precise location of our venerated crowned head!

THERE IS NO PAIN, YOU ARE REECEEEDDING

Dig that Aqualung, sitting in a park all day, strokin' it to little girls.

YOU'RE MAKING ATHIESTS, FATHER.

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the best rule 31 ever ever

I'm going to flail my genitals at you wildly.

Here I go!

http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf for your viewing pleasure

So there was this guy who knew this guy. who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin, who knew this guy's brother's cousin twice removed father in law sister.

ARE YOU READY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItXDagUiKpU&feature=related

I'M NANCY AND YOU KNOW IT.

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I do not approve of ASCII pickles and would delete them from mah comments.

Because pickles taste horrible.

And for no other reason.

You.

You are awesome.

And you cheered me up.

That's a funny pickle.

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PICKLE

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon,
And if there is no room upon the hill,
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too,
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon.

I think that loafaries is a pretty cool chick, she draws funny pictures and murders people for a living and doesn't afraid of anything except spiders.

A SINGER IN A SMOKY ROOM
A SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
IT GOES OON AND OOON AND OOON AND OOOOOON

US AND THEM
AFTER ALL WE'RE ONLY ORDINARY MEN
ME AND YOU
GOD ONLY KNOWS IT'S NOT WHAT WE WOULD CHOOSE TO DO

I don't know music, and my d key doesn't want to work 50% of the time. FIX IT LOAF.

CRAZY LIL' THING CALLED LOVE (called love)

CRAZY LIL' THING CALLED LOVE (called love)

This is Major Tom to ground control
I'm stepping through the dooooooooor
And I'm floating in a most-a peculiar way
And the staaarrs look very different todaayayayy

For heeeeeere
Am I sitting in a tin can
Faaaaaaaaaar above the wooooooorrrrrrld
Planet earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do

Do not speak of the Lords and Ladies overmuch. They are drawn to belief, for belief gives them power over others. Mentioning them grounds them in our reality, and we wouldn't want that, would we, Nanny?

I'M A SEX MACHINE READY TO RELOAD
LIKE AN ATOM BOMB ABOUT TO
OH OH OH OH OH EXPLOOOODEEEE

SPTOOIE.

I can throw things *at* it though.

Don't try to make it sound like I broke three monitors for nothing!

GOD I SURE HATE PRYIT

yeah Squeak, this Pryit guy sounds like a total nutter.


8D

I'll teach you to leave *my* forum!

*looks for something to throw*

Pryit is estatic, he was only expecting to see his dad's giant penis today (right before he serviced it).

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Oh hey I'll just visit loafaries page see wha- HOLY SHIT A GIANT PENIS

Nice a' da pwincess to invite us ovuh for a picnic, gay Luigi?

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SHORT PINGAS

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HALF SPY. HAL PTAN.

HEY THERE SEXY :3

LORF

WHAT ABOUT RIMSHOTS

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This has to be the creepiest emote I've ever seen.

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Seen on a maternity ward.

You 'n' Squeak are most likely the only people who'd know who Chet Zar is 'round here.

VVVV

That

That fucking banana.

GAY-RAH-TEE