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Mischevious Function: wait steam is on the mac
Mischevious Function: when did they do that
[steam admin]mike: OLD
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"God help you with complex tasks like pouring a bowl of cereal or drinking water."
Yeah. Water is conductive. Filling your computer with water would mean that the electricity goes faster from one part to another.
Which means a faster computer
brb, dishes have developed their own language and are talking to the garbage about overthrowing me... i must correct this
"It's not even that we're so awesome; it's that everyone else is an idiot. They don't get it. It's not hard. If you play games and you love games, it's not hard to do this. But when you look at something like that, you just think, "How can I take any pride in winning?" They're just stupid. They don't know what they're doing. "
Rules 23 and 24 of Video Game Logic.
23: All stalkers attended the Arnold Schwarzenegger school of bullet survival, except you.
24: Grenades are made with love and bunny farts, unless it's one thrown at you.
I COULD HAVE BEEN QUITE EVIL! VERY EVIL! MWO HA HA!! BUT I DECIDED TO BE JUST A LITTLE EVIL THIS TIME! CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY
[I have an important Sports Champions question.
Every time you win a cup, who else makes simulated dicks/jack-off poses with your virtual equipment?
Because if not, you're doing it wrong.
True Story... I won the Gold Archery cup and it was like, Photo Time! and having just moved in with my Girlfriend, she was like, OOH, Virtual Bow! So I turned sideways and held it like a cock. She didn't miss a beat and kinda bent over in front of me. We both made faces and laughed as we snapped the pic. Then the next screen came up and it said "Share on Facebook?" and her face morphed and she went "ohGODNOWHATHAVEIDONE?!"
I spared her... this time.]
If it makes you feel better, you can immagine you're shooting them all with your love-gun, and they're incapacitated with joy.
We're a network of friends who play on The Brotherhood of Nod server. If you're in this group, you probably play with {Nod} people regularly enough that you were invited to here, or joined of your own accord.
Our server is now at: 68.232.183.44:27015
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You shoot guys in slow-mo alot. There's this scary chick named alma and she doesn't like you. Never give her hugs.
it's fun but don't expect to evey get 100% unless you can fucking click at 30123 miles per hour because YOU ONLY GOTTA BEAT IT IN TWENTY SECOND. HOW REASONABLE
