lettuce
lettuce   Tennessee, United States
 
 
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FUNNY MEME WALL
Sunday, April 3, 2016
11:33 AM - zuchima: fag
12:33 PM - lettuce: 11:33 AM - zuchima: fag

12:01 AM - Metal: Mumble?
1:02 AM - lettuce: when this episode of house is over
12:02 AM - Metal: Ok
12:02 AM - Metal: It's lupis
1:02 AM - lettuce: FUCK THERE GOES THE EPISODE
12:02 AM - Metal: SORRY
12:02 AM - Metal: IM SO SORRY

Pretzelmao: lma ocute dog

3:03 PM - zuchima: never speak to me ever again

10:32 AM - Andyspins: Hail stalin
10:32 AM - Andyspins: Garlic bread or death

4:21 PM - Savage Intolerance: i enjoy to go outside and spinkick anyone i come across while listening to nails

6:53 PM - dev: boy ive wanted a dick inside me for years now

are gays the new communism? has changed their name to NEWS: gays create new USSR.

NEWS: gays create new USSR: you know what would be cool?
NEWS: gays create new USSR: yellowstone erupting
NEWS: gays create new USSR: no wait that would be hot
NEWS: gays create new USSR: molten in fact

8:47 AM - zuchima: Im gonna blue ball you harder than xanax

1:34 PM - Metal♥: FUCKING RESPOND AND LOVE ME

10:38 AM - zoey: behavioral neuropsychology
10:39 AM - lettuce: sounds pretty free to me tbh
10:40 AM - zoey: yea
10:40 AM - zoey: easiest course
10:40 AM - zoey: ever
10:41 AM - lettuce: do that shit for warmup no problems
10:40 AM - zoey: the
10:40 AM - zoey: easiest
10:40 AM - zoey: course
10:41 AM - zoey: of my life


2:27 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: rotten mayo on my book shelf
2:27 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: not even in a container, just a smear on the wood
2:27 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: its like that movie shame except only a semen double entendere and not actual semen

2:32 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: being an adult is actually really good and i highly recommend it
2:33 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: this morning i ate leftover remnants of ice cream for breakfast and i played pokemon while taking a shit

8:39 AM - *:・゚✧ brhgt: ,':^)
8:40 AM - lettuce: god thats hot

12:22 AM - stupendous amounts of faggotry: being colorblind is like being gay but with your eyes

8:47 AM - *:・゚✧ rbhgt: there you happy
8:48 AM - *:・゚✧ rbhgt: I finished your joke
8:48 AM - *:・゚✧ rbhgt: now go throw YET ANOTHER SEXUAL CONVERSATION ON YOUR MEME WALL

9:10 PM - DASTARDLY MELON FIEND: dad time
9:11 PM - DASTARDLY MELON FIEND: disclaimer: actually good and fun

12:50 AM - lettuce: hey you have epic tits
12:56 AM - november: thanks man
12:56 AM - november: you have a fabulous vagina

10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: I shower with my dad too btw
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: nothing unatural about it
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: embrace it
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: embrace him
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: in your arms
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: as you shower
10:57 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: if god didn't want you two geting it on, why do you look so similar/
10:57 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: yeah

10:38 AM - lettuce: yo
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: hi
10:38 AM - lettuce: what do you know
10:38 AM - lettuce: about
10:38 AM - lettuce: cars
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: well it's a major motion picture made by Disney and Pixar
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: about a red racing car named Lightning Mcqueen
10:39 AM - lettuce: no no no
10:39 AM - lettuce: like
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: oh
10:39 AM - lettuce: the things you drive
10:39 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: I know jack shit about cars then

10:53 AM - lettuce: hey what do you look like
9:52 AM - Metalu panic: internet

3:24 PM - zuchima: it was a a bacon chicken finger cheddar cheese and ranch wrap
3:24 PM - zuchima: shit was fire

2:38 AM - lettuce: excuse me
2:38 AM - lettuce: dr fugnasty
2:37 AM - dr fugnasty: what can dr fugnasty do for you?
2:38 AM - lettuce: i think i have a case of
2:38 AM - lettuce: being fucKING SICK
2:39 AM - lettuce: i cant stop wearing three days grace shirts and beating my girlfriend
2:39 AM - lettuce: or drinking monster and buying countless rainbow colored karambits and or butterfly knives
2:38 AM - dr fugnasty: to begin
2:39 AM - lettuce: help please
2:38 AM - dr fugnasty: you're going to want to transition from wearing three days grace shirts and start wearing these
2:38 AM - dr fugnasty: http://liftbros.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dockers-wife-beater.jpg
2:40 AM - lettuce: alright okay
2:40 AM - lettuce: and
2:40 AM - dr fugnasty: once you're all settled into that
2:40 AM - dr fugnasty: gonna wanna start looking into these
2:40 AM - dr fugnasty: http://data.iwastesomuchtime.com/122720141336103.jpg
2:41 AM - dr fugnasty: http://mfimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/Jays-Fades-1.jpg
2:41 AM - dr fugnasty: here's some hairstyle advice
2:41 AM - dr fugnasty: nose ring optional but recommended
2:43 AM - lettuce: what about a tounge stud

Monday, March 6, 2017
12:44 PM - purveyor of epic: if i ever become the type of person
12:44 PM - purveyor of epic: that comments religiously on riot news posts
12:44 PM - purveyor of epic: with the really big stickers
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: you know the ones
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: the thumbs up pantheon and the jinx one
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: if that ever happens
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: permission granted to come to my house and smash my face in with a sledgehammer

Recent Activity

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dev Apr 8 @ 1:03pm 
Nick - 11/21/2016
.8ball is mason gay
ErisBotBOT - 11/21/2016
[8Ball] Without a doubt
FiestyFedora Apr 3 @ 4:23pm 
+rep is actually santa
_asher Mar 5 @ 3:09am 
i just went to watch rogue 1 with my kids, the plot was surprisingly good to say it was a spin off movie also my 8 year old son wet himself
culty Feb 16 @ 7:27pm 
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Andyspins Feb 15 @ 6:39am 
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good Montagne go౦ԁ mOntagNe👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌mountain man right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good montagne
_asher Feb 9 @ 6:11am 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my nigga🙏👊 😠💯😭