RIGHT AWAY GREAT CAPTAIN
lettuce   Tennessee, United States
 
 
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They'd've loved you, you know
Their father's a captain
With a beard just like you
And I won't, won't, won't let you down

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Last Online 9 hrs, 7 mins ago
FUNNY MEME WALL
Sunday, April 3, 2016
11:33 AM - zuchima: fag
12:33 PM - lettuce: 11:33 AM - zuchima: fag

12:01 AM - Metal: Mumble?
1:02 AM - lettuce: when this episode of house is over
12:02 AM - Metal: Ok
12:02 AM - Metal: It's lupis
1:02 AM - lettuce: FUCK THERE GOES THE EPISODE
12:02 AM - Metal: SORRY
12:02 AM - Metal: IM SO SORRY

Pretzelmao: lma ocute dog

9:44 PM - Snootch: Love you bud

3:03 PM - zuchima: never speak to me ever again

11:12 PM - lettuce: do you think she has a dick
11:14 PM - Andyspins: man i hope not

10:32 AM - Andyspins: Hail stalin
10:32 AM - Andyspins: Garlic bread or death

4:21 PM - Savage Intolerance: i enjoy to go outside and spinkick anyone i come across while listening to nails

6:53 PM - dev: boy ive wanted a dick inside me for years now

are gays the new communism? has changed their name to NEWS: gays create new USSR.

NEWS: gays create new USSR: you know what would be cool?
NEWS: gays create new USSR: yellowstone erupting
NEWS: gays create new USSR: no wait that would be hot
NEWS: gays create new USSR: molten in fact

8:47 AM - zuchima: Im gonna blue ball you harder than xanax

1:34 PM - Metal♥: FUCKING RESPOND AND LOVE ME

10:38 AM - zoey: behavioral neuropsychology
10:39 AM - lettuce: sounds pretty free to me tbh
10:40 AM - zoey: yea
10:40 AM - zoey: easiest course
10:40 AM - zoey: ever
10:41 AM - lettuce: do that shit for warmup no problems
10:40 AM - zoey: the
10:40 AM - zoey: easiest
10:40 AM - zoey: course
10:41 AM - zoey: of my life

2:27 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: rotten mayo on my book shelf
2:27 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: not even in a container, just a smear on the wood
2:27 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: its like that movie shame except only a semen double entendere and not actual semen

2:32 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: being an adult is actually really good and i highly recommend it
2:33 PM - NUDE DAD SURFIN THE WEB: this morning i ate leftover remnants of ice cream for breakfast and i played pokemon while taking a shit

4:43 AM - zuchi: heyy

12:22 AM - stupendous amounts of faggotry: being colorblind is like being gay but with your eyes

8:47 AM - *:・゚✧ rbhgt: there you happy
8:48 AM - *:・゚✧ rbhgt: I finished your joke
8:48 AM - *:・゚✧ rbhgt: now go throw YET ANOTHER SEXUAL CONVERSATION ON YOUR MEME WALL

9:10 PM - DASTARDLY MELON FIEND: dad time
9:11 PM - DASTARDLY MELON FIEND: disclaimer: actually good and fun

9:50 PM - lettuce: YOURE BODY FELTTTT
9:52 AM - return of the king baby: LIKKKE
9:52 AM - return of the king baby: A
9:52 AM - return of the king baby: BACKPACK

10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: I shower with my dad too btw
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: nothing unatural about it
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: embrace it
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: embrace him
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: in your arms
10:56 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: as you shower
10:57 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: if god didn't want you two geting it on, why do you look so similar/
10:57 PM - My sexual desires are normal.: yeah

10:38 AM - lettuce: yo
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: hi
10:38 AM - lettuce: what do you know
10:38 AM - lettuce: about
10:38 AM - lettuce: cars
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: well it's a major motion picture made by Disney and Pixar
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: about a red racing car named Lightning Mcqueen
10:39 AM - lettuce: no no no
10:39 AM - lettuce: like
10:38 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: oh
10:39 AM - lettuce: the things you drive
10:39 AM - *:・゚✧ :angery:: I know jack shit about cars then

11:20 PM - Andyspins: I feel like i cant actually meet you bc at some point id actually fuck you and then id be gay

9:09 AM - Andyspins: thats pretty accurate actually
9:09 AM - Andyspins: my dick hurts

3:24 PM - zuchima: it was a a bacon chicken finger cheddar cheese and ranch wrap
3:24 PM - zuchima: shit was fire

2:38 AM - lettuce: excuse me
2:38 AM - lettuce: dr fugnasty
2:37 AM - dr fugnasty: what can dr fugnasty do for you?
2:38 AM - lettuce: i think i have a case of
2:38 AM - lettuce: being fucKING SICK
2:39 AM - lettuce: i cant stop wearing three days grace shirts and beating my girlfriend
2:39 AM - lettuce: or drinking monster and buying countless rainbow colored karambits and or butterfly knives
2:38 AM - dr fugnasty: to begin
2:39 AM - lettuce: help please
2:38 AM - dr fugnasty: you're going to want to transition from wearing three days grace shirts and start wearing these
2:38 AM - dr fugnasty: http://liftbros.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dockers-wife-beater.jpg
2:40 AM - lettuce: alright okay
2:40 AM - lettuce: and
2:40 AM - dr fugnasty: once you're all settled into that
2:40 AM - dr fugnasty: gonna wanna start looking into these
2:40 AM - dr fugnasty: http://data.iwastesomuchtime.com/122720141336103.jpg
2:41 AM - dr fugnasty: http://mfimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/Jays-Fades-1.jpg
2:41 AM - dr fugnasty: here's some hairstyle advice
2:41 AM - dr fugnasty: nose ring optional but recommended
2:43 AM - lettuce: what about a tounge stud

Monday, March 6, 2017
12:44 PM - purveyor of epic: if i ever become the type of person
12:44 PM - purveyor of epic: that comments religiously on riot news posts
12:44 PM - purveyor of epic: with the really big stickers
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: you know the ones
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: the thumbs up pantheon and the jinx one
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: if that ever happens
12:45 PM - purveyor of epic: permission granted to come to my house and smash my face in with a sledgehammer

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Andyspins 8 hours ago 
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zuchima Aug 11 @ 3:02pm 
LeBradJames (Karthus): gj hotdogwater
Andyspins Aug 11 @ 1:12pm 
gj hotdogwater
zuchima Aug 11 @ 11:14am 
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Fuckass Aug 2 @ 2:50pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)