"I'M SO KAWAII YOU MOTHERF- oh hey a shiny thing"
Hello there. You stumbled upon my profile. This means you are either trying to shark me out of my Dead Cone/Yellow Belt/Strange Pan, or you're very bored.

If my often-used persona of Platinum wasn't enough of a clue, I like Pokémon Special/Adventures. Games > Manga >>> Anime, btw.

I also like RPGs. Most of my favorite games are RPGs. Including Pokémon (Ruby and Sapphire stand out as my favorites), MOTHER/EarthBound,
and the Mario and Luigi series (hail fawful.)

As for my interests in Hat Simulator 2014, I main Pyro and play a lot of Scout, Solly, Demo and Spy. As of speaking I play at least 3 hours a day and almost have 2000 hours clocked since purchasing the game back in 2011 (just before it went """f2p""".) Despite owning many high-teired Stranges and a few Unusuals, most of the time I'm poor and can barely afford Strange Bottles.

My favorite games OF ALL TIME are MOTHER 3, Pokémon White, Team Fortress 2, and Super Mario World.

I also very much enjoy watching Tool Assisted Speedruns. Namely Pokémon Yellow in under 2 minutes.

During a Full Moon, I may go under the persona of >>ROBOYELLOW__. Valve y u no make the soldier's costume wearable all the time.

Also, Shiroshipping.

Twitter (never updated, but you can still follow if you're stupid and whatnot)
Unusual Dead Cone. Effect: Orbiting Fire
Unusual Master's Yellow Belt. Effect: Bubbling