so once apon a time there was a cat and it was orange and like like raman noodles and was very wealthy has a pool with raman noodles beef flavor ofc and had a slide in the pool then well hes in the mafia runs it and kills gaben and takes over valve so the orange cat says orange cat:ima make half life 3 and everyone was happy and excited because everyone knew that gabe was never going to, SHADDUP nou, he would never finish it so orange cat sayz gordon freeman kills mr.octopus a new enemy and mr.octopus was a very hard boss almost impossible and everyone complained so orange cat had to make a new patch tomake mr.octopus weaker and then mr.octopus irl says i want class in tf2 so he was the 10th class mr.octopus fully equiped with ink and tentecales had a squidward hat with every unusual effect on it soooo the orange cat sayz orange cat: lets go kill all the main stream games soooo orange cat gets his ak47 and goes to bunjie bungie says halo=froobz and shoots up the place being phoon bhopn one deag master cheif in the face and then he goesto infinaty ward says hmm actually he brings a ump no he brings an intervention and does 1080 xxlegitxx 360xx noxxscopesxxx blindfoldedx backwardsxxx 11 sensitivityxx on robert bowling then says ima stealth clown sooo now alll the main stream games are out of the way and half life 3 episode orange cat sales go up 32423423234215% and orange cat takes over the world does no scopez on obama and kills every ginger in the world AND THEN THERE WAS a huge power outage out of no where shutting down everyones internet for 10 seconds and orange cat says dis be unacceptable and goes to shane and fixs dial up for him and teaches him hackz giveshim devnull and cyber gate rat so he hacks toni AND ABUSES his powers on sass then grease tech says GRR U BE ABUSING and perma bans him then toni gives grease tech a blow job andgets unbanned happy? anyways dr.shane gives a rat to grosstech and takez over sass and calls it shaneazlization OK so then orangecat says dr.shane go kill contact zero soooo dr.shane bhops to contact zeros house kicks the door open bhops upstairs to his room does a 3890428237498 degreexxxnoscope then causually walks back to orange cats eh building and then orange cat hires pez to make some maps for shanealiziation like :D bhop_dr.shane and bhop_orangecat and both really hard deathrun_orangeshanedr.cat hard mapz 2 noob filters in the beggining so shane says to pez NO YOU FROOB 4 so he does that and then he makes a climb map called xc_orangecatzdr.shanepezstuffz takes 1 week to finish all of the jumps are 270 long jumps ark beat the map in 2 weeks but shane beat in 1 day with orangecathack seth lost all of his customers because orangecathack was like 2323214 times better so seth ended up killing himself because hes a goon sooo one day gabe new- o wait he be dead uhm garry newman comes to pez and gets 328493287 spin no scopez by orange cat so now its called omod
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