Every day I'm handed my ass on plate with a large slice of pwnage pie and a glass of shut the hell up! - Damn I must be getting old!

Chris

United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

n00ber than noob >> Must practice >>> MUST WIN !!

600 lbs of fur covered angry muscle, twitching with every lame ass insult dispensed by those who have honed their hunting skills on-line at the expense of the own physical health, slowly rises up and letting out a gutteral growl he barrels full tilt in to their midst steam-rolling them flat, then standing to tower a clear 2 ft over them they're paralysed by fear and can only look slowly up in to the eyes of the beast, desperately trying to find the courage even to flee, before a dustbin lid sized paw slams in to them with enough force to knock over a car, claws tearing through flesh and severing whole limbs, their disembowled remains lying broken in a heap serve only as warning to others that may be foolish enough to hunt the grizzly - that one day they too will meet a similarly gruesome fate and be forced to eat more than just a slice of pwnage pie, they will drink deeply from the river of humility on which the grizzly survives and come out the other side a broken but wiser and humbled man.

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