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Rabid Lacuna Coil Fanboy

Herbert Blumpkin

Everett, Washington, United States 

Whatever tagging I have on my Friends nickname is based on a "What Tag Did I Put On Last?" basis.

When you are adding me, please leave an explanation in the comments as to why. I will click the ignore button otherwise.

Add me on ______ : lavacano201014

Oh, and yes. I am an aspie.

19:54 - =(e)=™ Atomaton: PETA would be all over you
19:54 - =(e)=™ Atomaton: Just like a church wouldn't get off my ass for my shipment of "Flaming Jesus Arrows"
19:54 - [BONG] Lavacano: oh dear
19:54 - =(e)=™ Atomaton: That was my reaction
19:54 - =(e)=™ Atomaton: when they told me that I was still being charged for the arrows
19:55 - =(e)=™ Atomaton: even though it was confiscated

17:57 - ๖ۜڵẫҚқ The Schnolf: If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one?
17:57 - Lavacano Ozols: The answer to the first is "no", and you have just heard the answer to the second.


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DJ-Ineedateam1 posted on February 09, 2012 @ 11:38pm
Oi,Please add me...Us Washinton state bro needs to stick together!
 
¿Lavacaño Ózols? posted on February 04, 2012 @ 8:00pm
i rarely check these, and i'd leave this on your profile but you disabled comments

A common complaint every server owner hears is "I didn't do anything". In the case of some twelve year old server owner, this would be true. But on my server, if you find yourself needing to say it, then it's obviously bullshit.

In this case, you violated my "No Drama" rule. The man (whose name escapes me) apologized, and after I gimped both of you (YES BOTH OF YOU) I watched him. He did nothing against you after the second incident. In addition, he made it to regular - and given the activity of my admins, if he was a problem case he would not have made it that far. But all you were capable of doing was screaming and bitching. I have to deal with enough hissy fits when my niece is around - I can NOT handle two five year olds screaming at me at once.

In case you haven't noticed, I haven't even kicked you since then. So unless you've pissed someone else off, you can still visit my server. TY Come Again.
 
D3| Spikem59 posted on February 04, 2012 @ 4:01pm
That was admin abuse, I did nothing to deserve to be gimped, he was mingekilling me.
 
StevenWasHere posted on January 15, 2012 @ 5:04pm
Yay.
 
¿Lavacaño Ózols? posted on January 14, 2012 @ 11:01am
Below poster shouldn't fail so hard at trolling my wife
 
StevenWasHere posted on January 10, 2012 @ 4:04pm
You mad?


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Server IP (NEW 9/11): lavasmadhouse.co.cc:27015

The official Steam group for Lavacano's Madhouse, located in Fremont, CA.

Lavacano's Madhouse is a build server with simple rules, run by our man, Lavacano, from beautiful Seattle, WA. Within the Madhouse, the major rule is: Don't be a dickwad.






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Taylor (Laggybunchesofoats):http://steamcommunity.com/id/LAGMONSTER/

Brandon (Spaceman): http://steamcommunity.com/id/Brandonius/

Lavacano enjoys leaving all his messengers up 24/7 and eating munchies.

BRANDON'S VENT: gold.typefrag.com PORT: 37239

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This is actually a pretty good game if you like RTS games, and post apocalyptic stuff.

Leave a comment December 28th, 2011 @ 2:55pm

SON OF A FUCK THIS GAME IS AMAZING.

You can become a Bard, take over an entire mage's college, marry whoever you want regardless of who you are, beat down a dragon with your fists, breathe fire, fight in a civil war on either side, run into nudist hunters, become a vampire, become a werewolf, shoot randomness out of a stick, and buy a man's sister.

View all 1 comment December 27th, 2011 @ 3:47pm

What do you want to do? Don't bother thinking, just blurt it out. Right, I don't even know what you just half-said half-slurred at your computer screen just now, but I bet you $10 you can do it in this game. Speaking of $10 that's how much this games costs. Funny how that works.

Wait wait, hold on to your tits - you own Episode 2? You got EP2 shit in here. Portal 1? Portal shit. Ever played TF2? It's in here. HL2? Fuck you don't even need to own that one, it's in here. Got a favorite Sourcemod? Most of the popular ones are available to use in here.

Now don't let go of those titties yet. That's not everything you can possibly have. I'd rattle it all off but I'm convinced that the list would take up a whole gigabyte of Steam's server space. Yes. A whole gigabyte. Of plain text. That's a lot of shit.

GOD DAMN IT YOU LET GO OF YOUR BOOBS DIDN'T YOU. I didn't even get to the part about how the community is constantly making more, as well as the fact that whoa, character limit on review.

View all 3 comments August 28th, 2011 @ 6:30pm