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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: Sep 27 @ 3:12pm
Product received for free

Glitch Simulator is such a lazy Game Guru Engine project that I literally remade the entire game in under 15 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVnF0PSOa2g

No I'm not even kidding you can play the version I made for free and it's nearly the exact same experience because Glitch Simulator 2018 uses stock Game Guru assets that anyone who has the program can use.

https://iampattyjack.itch.io/smorsh-simulator-2018

That's all Glitch Simulator 2018 is. A blank map, some terrain raised to form a box around an area, two types of zombie characters and an assassin model copied a few dozen times and three buildings of which two are missing textures.

The terrain doesn't even stop you from exiting the area, you can just glide up the wall and run as far as you want.

There are no "glitches" to speak of or anything that remotely resembles a video game product. Textures are missing and the A.I gets stuck or flies in the air, but these are all basic problems with Game Guru that the developer had no hand in.

You are given a stock asset shotgun, magnum pistol and dagger. All you can do is walk around the area and kill the same enemies over and over.

Even the menu is the stock Game Guru menu. There is no logo, about page or indication of any time/effort the developer could be bothered to make.

Don't even purchase Glitch Simulator 2018 as a joke for your friend because there isn't anything humerous in the game, it just flat out sucks.


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21 Comments
Kalagaraz Oct 23 @ 4:10pm 
Stop hating. I loved this game, was fun.
synchromesh Oct 18 @ 12:17pm 
LMAO ... I think some of you may have just been suckered ... Especially Steam.
All credit to the dev for doing that :)
Chara the Explorer Oct 18 @ 12:39am 
@Lord of Beer The fee was never intended to stop hack developers trying to take the piss. When the fee was originally introduced for Greenlight (yes, I know we've since moved on to Direct), it was purely designed to be a roadblock for joke games like 'HURF LAIF THWEE", by children who weren't even TRYING to sell their crap on the store.

Valve is still definitely doing a piss-poor job of curating it's store, but the $100 fee itself is working as intended.
Banjo X Oct 17 @ 11:42pm 
You're fucking rad, not just for re creating this, but for calling people like this out
Felicia Sexopants Oct 17 @ 10:41pm 
This is legendary
TheHydroFlame Oct 17 @ 7:07pm 
Legend
8sianDude Oct 17 @ 6:00pm 
Can't believe games like this still exist. Ty for the review.
Great Baldung Oct 17 @ 2:33pm 
@🔴 Law: Yeah, it's us PC gamers that are more likely to buy any kind of crap developers throw our way. I personally don't care, to be honest. Go enjoy your exclusives [🔴 Law]
Lysarion Oct 17 @ 8:19am 
@🔴 Law : What's your console of choice? I'm pretty sure we could find some utterly crappy games on it that a few people bought.
Harven Oct 17 @ 8:17am 
Steam is slowly turning into garbage like mobile game stores....