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May 7, 2005
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VRN|Laserman@ Schrodinger's Cat!
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Derrr
Belgium 
Current Compu Condition: Perty cool I gez
VaC ban
Only for CS, not CS:S or any other game.
I hate little brothers -_-'
RANDOM SHIT TIME !!!
You: anyhow
You: fapfap?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: u wanna help me ?
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: whats in it for me ;)
You: The surprise at the end
Stranger: fine
Stranger: go for it
Brostrava @ Slayer of Ponyfags: fucking cocks stuck in my ass
VRN|Laserman@ DICKCAT !!!: so ya gnite
Darksaber: gnire
VRN|Laserman@ DICKCAT !!!: >gnire
VRN|Laserman@ DICKCAT !!!: >r
Darksaber: it can't help that it was born that way :<
Me: Crybaby
[LL]†๖ۣۜGØІ™: so is being a dude with a cock bigger than 1 inch being a cry baby in koriea?
Brostrava @ slayer of ponyfags: Y U NO UNDERSTAND MY LOVE TU HURSES
Brostrava @ slayer of ponyfags: ;___;
|PSYCHO| <3 Hatsune Miku: Love is another worthless emotion
|PSYCHO| <3 Hatsune Miku: Just like you
DenDen: fatty tuesday
DenDen: BEST DAY EVER
DenDen: "Hey babe wanna FUCK?"
DenDen: >"Eww no you're fat"
DenDen: "But it's fatty tuesday C:"
Magic: imagine if i bondered and got tuck in everlasting cock lapynes
What the fuck am I even reading
Vogelkacke47™ : go redtube there is your fatherunter gay por
[CW]Chesh: Laser Brostrava is like a less intelligent more annoying you
Darksaber: your parents sound like dicks if you don't mind me saying
Darksaber: putting passwords on routers
Darksaber: decapitating yukis
DenDen The Wizard: Everything and anything is allowed in the war against your boner
Moky: HEEY
Moky: GIMME DICK
Moky: IM ERR
Moky: Gh3y
(LAST WORDS) VRN|Laserman@Ostraver glowstix!: IT'S GRIZZLY HE PUS-- *SPLUT*
(LAST WORDS) +[SP]+ Ostrava of Boletaria: KOS GRIZZLY-- *SPLUT*
UltR4UbErKiLL : mate ya dad walked in the room while i were sexin up ya mum and ya mum said to ya dad gtfo
Me: Cock
Moky: -GIMME :D-
afterwards...
Moky: U made me look gayer
DenDen: Well congrats
DenDen: I have now fapped to your desktop.
CNN: You should not play games... Where the only way to win... Is to rape...
Zebrahead: Laserman how long fat black guys fucked you in childtime?
kevzz: why do you have a dick ?
kevzz: whut*
-Dead- paprikules: laserman ur meny meny bed so u pls stuf
Mciver: Ya...i just sticked my penis into my harddrive while he plugged a chord into his butt
Mciver: yay sex
Mciver: over itnernet
Mciver: internet*
Me: penispenis ?
Rena: THAT AMMUSED ME SO MUCH
Churka: Why you shot in black guy?
Me: Cuz he so nigra
Churka: Oh, sorry
Churka: I thought he was innocent
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The Vintage Gentleman's Club
Put [VG] as your clan tag to show that you have a complete collection of classic weaponry. (this is optional)
We here at the Vintage Gentleman's Club establish ourselves on the pride of our classic weapons and attire. If you have a full set of the vintage weapons listed below, come right on in and join this prestigious community.
-sincerely
Kaz and Space Core
-How To Join-
Simply send a friend request to one of the group officers and send us a link to your backpack, Then we will confirm that you have all of the weapons below in vintage form. then we will send you an invitation to join us. Dont be alarmed if we don't respond right away as we are busy men.
-Trade Center-
Our group chatroom will be a place to excahnge items and most importantly Hats.
-Group Requirements-
You must have all of the following in vintage form.:
(PROMO ITEMS ARE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE A REQUIREMENT)
Force of Nature
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Crit-a-cola
Sandman
Direct Hit
Buff Banner
Gunboats
Equalizer
Paintrain
Backburner
Flare Gun
Axetinguisher
Homewrecker
Scottish Resistance
Charge n' Targe
Eyelander
Scottsman's Skullcutter
Natascha
Sandvich
Dalokohs bar
K.G.B
Frontier Justice
Wrangler
Gunslinger
Southern Hospitality
Blutsauger
Kritzkrieg
Übersaw
Huntsman
Jarate
Razorback
Tribleman's Shiv
Amabassador
Dead Ringer
Cloak and Dagger
****NOTE PLEASE READ*****
Vintage weapons created after the 3/15/2011 update are not part of the requirements.
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Games recommended by VRN|Laserman@ Schrodinger's Cat! _
I really like the game, but I couldn’t find the stupid cake.
Such a great team based shooter game, you can chose to go lone wolf or be a team pl- what the f*ck am I saying, F*CKING VIRTUAL HAT COLLECTOR SIMULATION, HELL YEAH!!!!!!
