steam is fucking terrible.

Stockton-on-tees, Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

About Me
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. No handlebars. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. No handlebars. Look at me look at me hands in the air like its good to be alive and Im a famous rapper even when all the paths are all crook-e-d. I can show you how to dosey doh, I can show you how to scratch a record. I take apart a remote control and almost put it back together. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem, I can tell you about lee f.ericsson. I know all the words to day colodes, and Im proud to be an American. Me and my friends are platypus, me and my friends made a comic book. Guess how long it took. I can do anything I want cos look. I can keep rhythm with no metronome. No metronome. No metronome and I can see your face on the telephone. On the telephone. On the telephone. Look at me look at me. Just called to say its good to be a-live in such a small world. Im all curled up with a book to read. I can make money opening up a thread store. I can make a living off a magazine. I can design an engine sixty four miles to the gallon in gasoline. I can make new antibiotics. I can make a computer survive aquatic conditions. And I know how to run the business. I can make you want to buy a product. Movers, shakers and producers, me and my friends understand the future. I see the strings that control the system. I can do anything with no assistance. Cos I can lead the nation with a microphone. With a microphone. With a microphone. And I can split the atom of a molecule. Of a molecule. Of a molecule.--------------Look at me. Look at me. Drive and I wont stop. And it feels good to be alive and on top. My reach is global. My tower secure. My cause is noble. My power is pure. I can hand out a million vaccinations. Or let them all die in exasperation. I can have them all killed by assassination or have them all healed by lacerations. I can make anybody go to prison just because I dont like them. And I can do anything with no permission. I have it all under my command. Cos I can guide a missile by satellite. By satellite. By satellite. And I can hit a target through a telescope. Through a telescope. Through a telescope. And I can end the planet in a holocaust. In a holocaust. In a holocaust! ------------- I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. No handlebars.