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October 8, 2007 Steam Rating:
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Dan the Man
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New York, New York, United States 
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this wannabe supermodel chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ass dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucking idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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dude got some brows
goodnight sweat prints
Bitches
Let me introduce you to my fist.
very good seller A+++ would buy from again
dude im 34 not 22...gawd
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Моя любимая Россия видеоигр. Ни одна игра произвела на меня дерьмом брюки, как STALKER серии. Один раз я был в доме, и бандит оказался волшебным передо мной пистолет и выстрелил, я чуть не вылетел через мой потолок в реальной жизни.
Fun game if you have no outside life and can dedicate loads of time, not for the casual gamer. Also, there is pornographic (and i mean pornographic!) posters all over in the levels! I find that offensive and degrading. That should NOT be in a game like this!
