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-=CLOWNSHOE=- Kytten

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Kinky is using a feather... Twizted is using the whole Chicken!!

You can call me Mistress!

Stockport, Stockport, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Girls it's come to my attention that some of you don't like me because I have a half naked Kytten picture as my avatar... When you have never even spoken to me and don't know who I am... So if you wanna judge a book by it's cover and be THAT shallow I can only say this: Grow the fuck up and get over yourselves... Thank you xxx

I'll Purr if you pet me :D

Left 4 Dead hints:

*If you CANNOT crown the witch 80/100 times with a pump shotgun.... Don't bother with it. Uzi's deal out more damage in less time per clip - useful for tanks! - They also have better range and accuracy.

*When spawning as the boomer. Don't spawn 5 miles down the road and walk visably up to the survivors. Spawn as close to them as you can get and do sneak attacks. SURVIVORS CAN HEAR WHERE YOU ARE!

*If you suck as the tank.... Run it around until it passes control over to another team mate. MAKE IT KNOWN you suck with the tank and this is what you are doing...

*When playing infected: Attack survivors together. Not 4 seperate attacks of fail... Because you guessed it: FAIL!!

*When playing survivors: Dont run down the corridor, around the corner, down the hill trying to kill a fleeing smoker, seperating yourself from your team mates and getting boned by a hunter. If you really wanna waste your medkit that badly. Heal a fellow team mate when they are green... At least it's a semi-useful waste!

*When playing as survivors: LOOK UP!!! Especially when climbing ladders! Cover your fellows as they TOO climb said ladder

*If you see a teammate shove a boomer, don't blow it up in their face.

*If you're the boomer during a tank attack. Sneak up to the preoccupied survivors but dont FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stand next to the tank and get popped! Cuz otherwise you just screwed the tank!

*If a team mate gets pounced and you are right next to them... DONT reload your gun and shoot... Melee the fucking hunter off it's quicker!

*If multiple teammates get pounced. Try to free the first person who got pounced first. To limit the damage as a whole taken by the team.

PLEASE NOTE: If you fuck up in game and make our situation worse you will hear me make a statement of exasperation over in game VoiP... The reason I do this is because it takes all my strength not to point out how much of a dumb fuck you really are.