How refreshing! A simple hand-eye coordination game where you get one chance per game to not collide with the oncoming barriers. I can last around 34 seconds! That is my "high score". Super Hexagon is an instant classic!
"Khuliloach? What the hell is that? Oh, hi folks! Cave Johnson here. Ya know, I'm not sure why you're reading this but I am sure of one thing--you people have too much time on your hands! So, why bother with the trials and tribulations of getting cancer under that radioactive mess when you can enjoy the coolness of a fun filled career here at the ol' Aperture Science Enrichment Center? ......Exactly!"