Hall of Fame

Pronooby aka Filip aka CRO-FILIP-CRO
A person I've met a long time ago on a HL2DM RP server, very nice to talk to!

Puppy aka Puppeh aka Puppy aka Puppy
That's the guy! We've shared stories, creepypastas, boasted about our good TF2 trades, and had our good moments.

Ext aka ABL
My Egyptian slave. Insulting one another is the only way we ever talked.

NOVICHOK
My internet buddy, cool to talk with, play with, voicechat with, discuss with, and everything!

eXota aka Phoenix
Met in HL2DM, when we together fought against unfathomable amounts of nabs. If you want to become a HL2DM pro, you can apply to her for a training. That is, if she doesn't have her schedule busy already...

R10t Pol1ce
Well-spoken friend of mine. Has his MLP:FiM crossover with Half-Life called "The Ballad of Gordon Freemane" (link on the bottom of description). Uses redundantly sophisticated grammar and has a wiiide vocabulary. A nice guy whom you can always chat and discuss stuff with.

SCREAM aka Sputzoid
Another friend I met in HL2DM. A darn skilled one, too. Always fun to chat with, share stories, and such!

Gandalf aka Maciek aka Gundelf
That's a rarity - a Pole I like! Playing with him and his bro, Mordul aka Michał, and our gaming clan "Pissmakers" (don't ask) is pure pleasure!

I won't list my real-life friends, because there's a character limit for this, but I can assure you they're all fucking awesome!

Some nice quotes:

Walker: fags are gay

KILLER: it was nothing personal
KILLER: i want just trying to kill you

walker: What, I have a chicken fetish.

21:35 - Matt: my eyes have kidney failures when i watch gore

21:36 - Matti: im gonna rape your father
21:36 - Assblaster, Master of Disaster: My father is dead, you necrophile
21:36 - Matti: your mom
21:36 - Matti: is your father
21:36 - Assblaster, Master of Disaster: NNOOOOOOO

20:52 - Reedoo: So you can fap to dog pictures with your jewish lamp

Garrus Vakarian doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the info he wants.
Garrus Vakarian can slam revolving doors.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Garrus Vakarian's computer. Garrus Vakarian is always in control.
Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.
Garrus Vakarian knows the last digit of Pi.
On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.
If you have five credits and Garrus has five credits, Garrus has more money than you.
Why do krogan have 4 testicles? So they'd feel slightly less inferior to Garrus Vakarian.

"A man without a God is like a fish without a bike."

A Dota2 player and a LoL player walk into a bar.
The Dota player says: "LoL sucks!"
The LoL player can't deny.

My YouTube Channel
R10t Pol1ce's "The Ballad of Gordon Freemane"