SiG|koolaidalan
Anthony   New Jersey, United States
 
 
Hi, im koolaidalan you might know me from comp or something. Look at my quote wall.

QUOTE WALL OF AUTISM
Rhythm:Im gonna melt your dick off

Rhythm:i am high on life except i dont need drugs but i have a have drugs

Rhythm:(Talking about omega in season 19) Im gonna melt a dragon

Omega:I am a combo soldier (we all roasted him after this)

Find:(responding to some med asking about an engie in mm) im to high for this

Green Beret:(in response to benji saying hill instead of undercliff) THE FUCK IS HILL WITH THAT EU CALLOUT LOOKIN ASS

(a convo between me and a fake trader)
[HTB²] koolaidalan: hi so u added 4 the unus?
FROST [IMPERSONATOR ALERT!]: Yes i did
[HTB²] koolaidalan: ok so r u 60 keys pure or 75 keys in items?
[HTB²] koolaidalan: id perfer pure if u have it but if u cant then ill take items just send me an offer and ill accept
FROST [IMPERSONATOR ALERT!]: i was hoping if you would do steam wallet codes for it? Im overpaying
[HTB²] koolaidalan: no i dont do steam wallet codes
FROST [IMPERSONATOR ALERT!]: Why so
[HTB²] koolaidalan: only keys or items
[HTB²] koolaidalan: cuz its just the safest way 2 trade
[HTB²] koolaidalan: your a fake
FROST [IMPERSONATOR ALERT!]: your mom is
[HTB²] koolaidalan: lol ur sad
[HTB²] koolaidalan: people like u deserve to rot in hell im reporting u and i have screenshots now go get a life also only 12 yr olds fall for tht steam wallet code shit xd
[HTB²] koolaidalan: kys unfriended blocked and reported

Pyrokinesis:The Vietkong set up camp in my backyard and i was scared

(me and grunkle talkin bout sex) Grunkle Squeaky:Body pillows don't count

(me and jeeves watching a funny cop car chase vid)
Jeeves:He just matadored a cop car dude

Punny: JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK!

DiscoBall:a chick that dosnt like anal. what a shame

Whale:Im in P.A we got dat amish macoroni salad

Green Beret(kicking dog out of room):I SWEAR ILL EAT YOU

"Well great you need an arrow but where the fuck are YOU??" - Punny 2017

Jeeves hath returned!: my dick is like a nigga whip it's all about the slavery

(hears russian accent in mumble lobby)
Townze:Ah shit we got a fucking communist

Power Level: Omega Hipster - Today at 12:09 AM
Pyro: Eats Leaf
Omega: You're like a koala
Koolaid: Koalas don't eat trees!
And then EVERYONE kills themselves.

Townze:I got roasted and toasted

Townze:I am a whiteboard with a gun

Kam:What if they turned auschwitz into a pizza place

Mrrage:He broke up with a girl in a corn field

Soda:OMG theres a minion on my caprisun!

Weiner:My name is Brea and i need a good dicking.

Jas - Today at 11:46 PM
its chocolate milk going thru the mail
whats bad with it
raisins - Today at 11:20 PM
koolaid chasing after the concept of the v like it's a mystical creature
(Vagina lmao)

nip nop : sniper has a nice ass

Lauren: Tell him to stop being a fucking know-it-all and let you poor boys go jerk off before falling into a lonely slumber.

The single most funny thing ive ever seen:https://twitter.com/stz9483/status/820144932014919680



Currently Online
****INFO ABOUT ME****
A notice to Scammers:FUCK OFF IM NOT FALLING FOR IT
Note for traders: NOTHING IN MY ITEM SHOWCASE IS FOR SALE
Im a Silver North American spy main

PERSONALITY
I am a INFJ [www.16personalities.com]
But i dont think tyrants should be helped they should be killed scum like gangs killers rapers should be killed they prey on the innocent and i dont stand for that i want the world to be a better place instead of a shitfest #worldpeace


PAST COMPETITIVE EXPERIENCE
UGC Page [www.ugcleague.com]

Highlander
SEASON 19(spy): Iron THE OMEGA SQUADDIES [www.ugcleague.com] [4-4] (1st season 4 me ever)
SEASON 20(spy): Steel HIP TO BE SQUARE [www.ugcleague.com] [4-4] (same team as season 19 different name)
SEASON 21(spy): Steel CONTROVERSIAL [www.ugcleague.com] [5-4]
SEASON 22 (spy): Steel CONTROVERSIAL [www.ugcleague.com] [6-3]
SEASON 23 (spy): Silver THE NURTURERS [www.ugcleague.com] [X-X]

7v7
RGL Page [rgl.gg]
SEASON 1(mainly played spy): Recreational SafeSexAngelOfTheWestVillage [rgl.gg]
SEASON 2(mainly played spy): Recreational SIGAFOO'S ANGELS [rgl.gg]

6v6
SEASON 25(subbing multiple things): Steel PASTA PALS [www.ugcleague.com]

4v4


SHIT IM DOING
Online:Most likely just pubbin on tf2 alone or with friends
Away:Im gone.Fuck off xd
Busy:In a comp match scrim or lobby or recording (pls dont msg me if im on busy)
Offline:Im just not on my pc
Online on my phone:Im most likely at school or somewhere checking steam 4 msgs

I have a shit youtube channel
FUCKING SUBSCRIBE

I sometimes like to stream if i have twitch.tv up front of my name thts when im streaming
WATCH OR DIE [www.twitch.tv]

BattlenetID:koolaidalan#1990 (I play Overwatch)

***UNUSUALS IVE UNBOXED***
1st ever:Spectral Swirl bad pipes unusualifier

*** MY OLD ACCOUNT THAT I ABANDONED ***
its my old account but i changed the password 2 some dumb shit and completely abandoned it a long time ago here are hours:
Total Hours:1330
Soldier:116.6 hrs
Scout:90.4 hrs
Spy:89.1 hrs
Sniper:88.4 hrs
Demo:83.9 hrs
Engie:47.9 hrs
Pyro:39 hrs
Med:28.9 hrs
Heavy:28.3 hrs

Recent Activity

3,444 hrs on record
last played on Oct 16
0.2 hrs on record
last played on Oct 15
35 hrs on record
last played on Oct 8
OOH OOH AHH AHH Oct 13 @ 5:20pm 
my name is Koolaid 4 Chimps
PornHub fans are cancer. Pseudo intellectual nerds and champagne socialists mobbing a Dennys because a cartoon show mentioned a gallon tub of lube. They act like they're watching a porno that unravels that mysteries of the universe and here they are waiting in line for hours because the corporations advertised a gallon jug of lube lmao.
raisins Oct 8 @ 12:46am 
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TheRealWeiner(isn't-spoopy) Oct 5 @ 12:48pm 
by inversing the cache cycle I'm able to process memory by literally deleting it and regrouping it randomly into the same ammount of data.
raisins Sep 28 @ 8:42pm 
this dude fucked my job and stole my wife.
TheRealWeiner(isn't-spoopy) Sep 28 @ 7:44pm 
this dude fucked my wife and stole my job.