kona grylls
ms. wallaby   Syrian Arab Republic
 
 
Nice icebreaker, you've got her full attention by talking about a videogame. She'll never string you on for a few days until you become uninteresting while getting pounded by Chads that started conversations with "wats up"
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69 hrs on record
last played on Mar 25
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You see Ned. Ned is dead. Mar 16 @ 9:58pm 
TENDIES, TENDIES, FAR TOO CRISPY
BLACK AND HARD LIKE MUMMY’S NIPPY
MUMMY DEAR, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
MY GOOD BOY TREATS ARE OVERDONE!
‘SORRY DEAR’ MY MUM WOULD SAY
‘I’LL GO AND GET YOU CHIC FIL-A’
I DON’T GOT ALL FUCKING DAY
‘I WANT MY TENDIES NOW!’ I BRAY
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
SCREECHING, SCREAMING, JUMPING PLENTY
CUZ MY TUMMY’S RUNNING EMPTY
POO DRIPS FROM MY LEG ALL RUNNY
THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR MUMMY
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
MY DIAPY HOLDS MY SECRET WEAPON
YOU SHOULD SEE MY MUM’S EXPRESSION
WHEN THE POO POO HITS THE WALL
AND FISTFULLS MORE ALL START TO FALL
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
MUMMY’S GOT ME IN THE CORNER
You see Ned. Ned is dead. Mar 16 @ 9:58pm 
WHEN I’VE BEEN A REAL GOOD BOY
ONLY ONE THING BRINGS ME JOY
CRUNCHY, FLAKY, ALL-WHITE MEAT
THE ONE AND ONLY GOOD BOY TREAT
TENDIES, TENDIES, IN MY TUMMY
MUMMY MAKES THEM OH SO YUMMY
HONEY MUSTARD, TART AND SWEET
MAKES MY GOOD BOY TREAT COMPLETE
MUMMY KNOWS THAT I GET GRUMPY
WHEN HER MILKY GETS ALL LUMPY
SO SHE PUTS AWAY HER TEAT
AND STARTS TO MAKE MY GOOD BOY TREAT
WHEN THE PRE-HEAT HAS BEGAN
PICK THE PERDUE, PAM THE PAN
THROW THE TENDIES IN THE HEAT
AND SOON I’LL EAT MY GOOD BOY TREAT
dasmem Mar 10 @ 10:44am 
wats up.
kona grylls Mar 10 @ 7:59am 
thanks
You see Ned. Ned is dead. Mar 8 @ 11:17pm 
your so cute
kona grylls Feb 14 @ 4:24pm 
got me haha!