fuck parental

happy post-halloween

one time my dad tried to tell me not to masturbate in the guestroom so i just fucking hit him i didnt give a fuck

My mother came in and snapped her fingers at me.
“Who the hell cleaned your room? I didn’t even get the chance to yell at you yet.” – she said. “I mean really, gimme a chance will ya?”
My mother is Osakan by birth. As a result she’s very frank.
“But Mum, aren’t you happy I cleaned it?” – I protested.
“Only because you’d die from the mould in there if you didn’t.” she added. “You need to apply for University again, Ichi. There are people wondering if you’re dead or something. Eugene called giving me fucking flowers because he thought you passed on. Poor fucker’s autistic, you know how people like that worry about these things unless you talk to them and convince them it isn’t so!”

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