WE R TEH TEAM!
Invite friends to Elvis Thrust that way we can have an army. This is invite only so find friends.
Any one that you have invited will not become a officer until he has proven his/her Elvisness (It’s a word) to Dave the Zombie Slayer. If he/she is not worthy he/she will be struck down with a chainsaw or kicked off the group.
FIRE TEH TORPEDOES!










Gah, now that that is over, yur a faggot ass knee dildo that eats polar bear vomit.