Greetings and welcome to the profile of KiraKlene!
<WOOP> Average gamer by day, evil demonic troll at night mwuhahaha. I enjoy horror/shooter games mostly co-op because it's always nice to meet new people. With my friends ingame we can either become the best team you'll ever find or we could become your worst nightmare.
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Smiskens: On one dark night a demon spawned....it was SMISKENS! We've been playing steam games together since 2009! He is THE MOST AWESOME person i have ever seen, his skill is incredible and i can learn much from him. He is a true friend because he always helps me out whenever i need assistance. He has a lot of same interests as me so we can get along well ^^ SMISKENS FOR PRESIDENT! (and then world domination).
Dark mortality: An awesome, kindhearted friend of mine who always makes my day. He has a great voice and likes the same music that i do. ALL HAIL THOMAS! \../.(^w^).\../
Epic: A fellow troll who always seeks a challenge with me which usually end up us fighting against each other and burst into laughter.
StormsEye: One of my best friends and a classmate of mine at ICT ^^. Always helpfull and knows how to troll.
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Bored? why not watch some of my gameplay on my youtube channel down below! Enjoy! ^^
I mess around with photoshop and flash sometimes, i also record gameplay. </WOOP>
The Heroic quest of the iron pipe wielder for justice 2: Revenge of the reckoning return!
'Do you all eat grass' said the ironpipe. Then the snake turned black because of the ironpipes stylish, economical look. And then he putted snake between his leg and scraped it back and forth, back and forth to whipe his ass for then to whip someone with it for bonus points. And then he hit the dingo with it in the ballsack and told it 'YOU!! I WANT TO SCRAPE YOU WITH THAT THING OVER THERE *Points at... THE THING* 'IT WILL GO UP YOUR ASS'.
Meanwhile the neighbors house...
Jack Koff was robbing his rubber cat which sent him a deaththreat by shoving the ironpipe into the nose of the snake. The ironpipe was then voilently used to stroke the walrus's blubber which caused its feathers fall off that were used to make a tall, stylish hat that were given to the robbed rubber cat. Jack Koff was amused and did a slow mo highfive on the highway infront of the cars. Then he tried to cross the road like in the videogame frogger but a truck was killed in his attempt.
The end of the friendship between a man and his pink flamingo, which started off in the far far east on mount fuji where eagles can swim and hobo's rise from the trash to strike against the goverments ninja camera's who try to steal their views on youtube the green turkey took a crap.
The green turkey of big momma guanalama who owns the hotel of powalski's which is located somewhere near hoboville. The goverment was not amused and decided to send out its best fighter.. They decided black man should take on the job with his elite skills in the art of black magic and dark sorcery. Black man never told his name and no one knew it.. but they nicknamed him Kenny from COCK (kfc for short). The black man jumped onto his JUB JUB which is like a lama except it dies when it stops running from sunbeams which blinds him and began his journey to fight the 1001 interweb trolls who hated the goverments video (1 dislike). During his devilishly handsome adventure JUB JUB stood still and looked with -.- eyes and saw their first enemy. JUB JUB suddenly dieded which made blackman go into apeshit mode. Blackman: m...mah JUB JUB....YOU KILLED MAH JUB JUB! JUB JUB was lying on the ground drooling with his eyes white ass my ass. Black man took out his 9mm pistol, taped it to his dick, and started to hump while shooting. The enemy was a chinese man named Joe who dieded from a bullet to the knee.......and one through the balls. Joe fell to his death....and blackman approached his corpse and Blackman said: 'BITCHES DONT KNOW DICK ABOUT MY CANNON PENIS'. Now KFC has to face the other 1000 enemies... but he got arrested for drugs smuggling and ended up in jail dropping his soap getting suprise goosh gooshed.
Good game, much better than Resident Evil 5.
Unlocking skills and being able to select them mid-game is a really nice thing to have (switching from gun damage to stamina increase etc).
Co-op is fun and the extra content such as the merchenaries.
The only thing I didn't like was that there are some glitches such as enemies falling outside the map preventing you from making progress in Jake's campaign *forced to restart from checkpoint or suicide* and in Chris's campaign when the bridge break instead of crawling up, I fell through the map and ended up crouching under the map *forced to restart checkpoint 5 times*.
It's a fun game but there are small glitches that can cause you to get stuck.
A must have for people who've played any other Assassin's Creed game before.
Hunting down animals, combo kills, hang people up on trees and much more.
You can also call assassin's in to help you take down the enemy or cause a distraction (just like brotherhood/revelations).
Not the best of Assassin's Creed (AC2 is my fav) but definitly fun!