It's Ass Kicking Time!
Kick ass and take names. Kick ass and chew bubblegum. Kick ass and be awesome.
My, life is hard, isn't it?
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"THE BEAR ATE ALL MY CLOTHES EXCEPT FOR THESE CONDOMS." (BRUNO UPON MEETING SOME INNOCENT CAMPERS)
"YOU SHOULD UNTIE MY PARTNER AND ME BEFORE HE SH!TS ON MY BALLS." (BRUNO TELLING A HOTEL SERVANT WHILE HE WAS CHAINED WITH HIS "MATE")
"EVERY TIME MY MOM SLAPS ME, I GET A LITTLE MORE GHETTO. EVERY TIME MY MOM BEATS ME WITH THE BAMBOO STICK, I BECOME A LITTLE MORE BAD-ASS. EVERY TIME MY MOM HITS ME WITH A FRYING WOK,...I BECOME A LITTLE MORE LIKE JACKIE CHAN." (PETER CHAO ON HIS MOTHER'S PHYSICAL DISCIPLINE)
"I'M GOING TO RUN 5 MILES AWAY TO SHOOT YOU." (THE SNIPER ON HOW TO DO BATTLE)
"PAIN DOES NOT HURT!!!" (SOLDIER)
"IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!!!!!" (THE SOLDIER ON THEOLOGY)
"IF I EVER MEET HIM [WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE], I'LL BURY MY WAR-FOOT SO FAR UP HIS @$$ IT WILL BE A FOOT-AND-A-HALF UP HIS @$$." (SOLDIER)
HLstatsX - Global Ranking:
FIRST (1ST) SEASON OF TEAM FORTRESS 2 (TF2), SEASON X (SUMMER 2008):
GLOBAL RANK: 233,383 (TOP 47.777%) SKILL: 1,807 KILLS: 29 DEATHS: 160 Kpd: 0.18 KILL ASSISTS: 52 FAVORITE WEAPON: THE HEAVY'S MINIGUN (MG) TIME: 0 DAYS 06 HOURS 02 MINUTES 28 SECONDS
SECOND (2ND) SEASON OF TEAM FORTRESS 2 (TF2), SEASON XI (AUTUMN 2008):
GLOBAL RANK: 31,840 (TOP 7.993%) SKILL: 4,024 KILLS: 381 DEATHS: 690 Kpd: 0.55 KILL ASSIST: 1 FAVORITE WEAPON: THE PYRO'S FLAMETHROWER TIME: 0 DAYS 19 HOURS 50 MINUTES 49 SECONDS
THIRD (3RD) SEASON OF TEAM FORTRESS 2 (TF2), SEASON XII (WINTER 2009):
GLOBAL RANK: 6,171 (TOP 1.517%) SKILL: 5,128 KILLS: 1,027 DEATHS: 1,181 Kpd: 0.87 KILL ASSISTS: 25 FAVORITE WEAPON: THE HEAVY'S MINIGUN (MG) TIME: 1 DAY 16 HOURS 13 MINUTES 25 SECONDS
FOURTH (4TH) SEASON OF TEAM FORTRESS 2 (TF2), SEASON XIII (SPRING 2009):
GLOBAL RANK: 4,476 (TOP 0.795%) SKILL: 6,009 KILLS: 4,432 DEATHS: 4,212 Kpd: 1.05 KILL ASSISTS: 1,094 FAVORITE WEAPON: THE SOLDIER'S ROCKET TIME: 6 DAYS 08 HOURS 4 MINUTES 42 SECONDS
FIFTH (5TH) SEASON OF TEAM FORTRESS 2 (TF2), SEASON XIV (SUMMER 2009):
GLOBAL RANK: 1,602 (TOP 0.326%) SKILL: 7,915 KILLS: 3,780 DEATHS: 3,276 Kpd: 1.15 KILL ASSISTS: 2,644 FAVORITE WEAPON: THE SOLDIER'S ROCKET TIME: 5 DAYS 08 HOURS 47 MINUTES 08 SECONDS
SIXTH (6TH) SEASON OF TEAM FORTRESS 2 (TF2), SEASON XV (AUTUMN 2009) [STILL IN PROGRESS, CURRENT AS OF WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2009 (10/21/09) AT 1:30 A.M. ]:
GLOBAL RANK: 3,160 (TOP 1.504%) SKILL: 4,186 KILLS: 526 DEATHS: 403 Kpd: 1.31 KILL ASSISTS: 412 FAVORITE WEAPON: THE HEAVY'S MINIGUN (MG) TIME: 0 DAYS 16 HOURS 52 MINUTES 03 SECONDS
Kick ass and take names. Kick ass and chew bubblegum. Kick ass and be awesome.
My, life is hard, isn't it?