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Kevin Shrader

Florida, United States 

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.








P.S. my AIM is kevincs12

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Matthew posted on December 02, 2009 @ 2:37pm
Chicken :D
 
Kevin =D posted on December 01, 2009 @ 8:03pm
Sorry im so late to reply, but thank you for adding a comment, infact, your comment made me want to comment. Now, I wonder who will have the urge to comment from my comment.
 
[Team Soldier]Sylus posted on October 31, 2009 @ 4:51am
The lack of comments here makes me want to comment
 
Kevin =D posted on September 21, 2009 @ 11:23am
I didnt write it, i found it on someone else's steam page. thought it was awesome. and copied it. lol
 
Matthew posted on July 19, 2009 @ 10:19am
That must of taken a long time to write all that O.o
 
Feedness posted on July 01, 2009 @ 2:37pm
wow Awesome just awesome


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The Teamwork Movement (TWM) aims to bring teamwork oriented players together for the best gaming experience possible.

The Teamwork Movement (TWM) is not a clan, it's an open group of players that anyone can join, as long as they're interested in utilizing teamwork while gaming. TWM participants are encouraged, but not required, to add <TWM> to the end of their name and play on TWM endorsed servers. By adding TWM to the end of your name you're easily recognizable by other TWM participants, so they can engage in teamwork with you; and by playing on TWM endorsed servers you are much more likely to encounter other TWM participants, and have the best gaming experience as a result.

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