We Like To Play Office And Win And Shit.

We are professional office players.
24/7 n00bsalad office :connect 98.143.146.19:27015
Office Ranks:
StuntiN: 3rd
Booty: 4th
PRD: 5th
MEM: 6th
Awpsoleet:7th
Fried: 8th

Player Bios:
Booty: Resident faggot and professional player. Causes nerds to rage quit before buy rounds. Has a fetish for middle school boys.

Immortal: He says he is mexican-american, but a mexican is a mexican. Known for going 25-0 in one half then going 0-15 the next half. Obvious toggles. Closet to our lord Based God. #Swag

MEM: A beast player that get gayed by shitties in office all the time. For some reason he decided to play cevo with us.

PRD: He lives in Georgia so he is probably black. Master of jumping with the autosniper.

Fried: Master of failing clutches and missing shots. Latent homosexuality contributes to many of his psychological problems. Was raped at an early age by Booty. Adopted half vietnamese half faggot.

Swagnasty: Real name Kevin. He says he is white, but he is really asian in disguise. Plays LoL as an AD carry.

TzK: Proud asian whose typical asian parents rage at him when he is not doing math. He actually poops on swag as an AP or AD carry.

Killerbeese: Champion of drunken office playing. Plays at maximum level when full of drugs.

Munay: Resident rager and professional console gamer. Went to San Francisco state and fucked many asian girls.

Rage_^: The cutest on the team, she frequents Fresno bars in search of unsuspecting victims and steals their money while holding them at gun point. Rage_^ has a secret obsession with minecraft.

Kinazu: Fails as much as Fried, but gets outfragged by Rage_^. Professional System Developer Extrodinaire.

ZROLAND: LoL lord with many different skills in the world of video games. Including masturbating to Annie while clutching 1v5. JK Ashe is hotter.

Perfypoo and Eddie: Learn2Office's Cute as fuck cheerleaders. Have beaten Borderlands 12 times.

TroLL: TF2 nerd who doesn't want people to touch him.

Warning: South African hacker who is ranked 14th in n00bsalad 24/7 D2. Has a tendency to pick up girls with his accent.

Psy: Cal-p as fuck who changes his sensitivity at least 8 times a day while listening to music. My guess is that he listens to the music in the background of porn movies or christian deathmetal.

Bune: Super nerd who is in computer science 85 and discrete invisiable mathmatetics 9. Plays rarely but when he does he beats Fried some how.

Matt: Matt, master of fucking underage high school girls after 3 days of knowning them. Has hot girls as his profile picture. #winning

Superduff: Champ of BF2 and SC2

Awpsoleet: Resident Candian pz'er. Most well known office pubstar in the west.


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