Kamikazemelon

Melon has been gone
For like three days or some shit.
My testicles itch.

i feel famous

My god is in your pants, Melon.





























































Yea.

melons
everywhere in this profile

Oh sweet Jesus, my Balls. Fuckin' melons. Looking so hot and shit. Makes me want to shove my dick in it. EVERYWHERE.

MELON!!! :D 11:23 PM, I CAN'T GET ME WORK DONE! D:

sHE IS SAYING SO BAD WORDS!!!!! yOU SHOULD BAN HER ACCOUNT

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS.

Awesome comment for awesome melon

9:04 PM - Sexy Donut [506th Rec]: Darn you Chuck Norris and your popularity.
Sexy Donut has changed their name to Princess Tom [506th Rec].
9:05 PM - Princess Tom [506th Rec]: I don't know. I'm bored.
9:05 PM - Cupcakes: I blame homosexuality.
9:06 PM - Princess Tom [506th Rec]: Hey! Just because it happened one time does not make me gay!
9:06 PM - Princess Tom [506th Rec]: Well, maybe it touched, but.. Damn.
9:06 PM - Princess Tom [506th Rec]: I blame Melon for my homosexuality.
9:07 PM - Cupcakes: I'm telling!
9:07 PM - Princess Tom [506th Rec]: Nu uh!
9:07 PM - Princess Tom [506th Rec]: I'm telling first!
9:07 PM - Cupcakes: Oh...
9:07 PM - Cupcakes: Nevermind.
9:07 PM - Cupcakes: He's offline.
9:07 PM - Cupcakes: I blame my grandpa.
9:07 PM - Princess Tom [506th Rec]: I'll send it to him in a comment!

No, dumbass.
The thing on your page.
Omfg.

smashball is gay smelly asians

Temporary nigger :D

Black people eat melons

<3 Melon!

I like melons

Ah most rocket propelled melon, always entertaining to visit this page :D

Grrrr, the only game where I sucked, and it's on the front page <.>

DUDE, you are on the smashball website, its on a video of you running around with the ball, but you died :C

Dearest Melon,
When I seek an uplifting laugh, I know that your page is sure to deliver.
When I seek a pleasuresome night, you fail at delivering.

:3

MMMMMMEEEEELLLLOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!

Why can I post a comment to myself.

DAMNIT MELON D:<!

Smashball :D