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Kartoffel Staatspolizei

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If potato in space, who send potato, and who hear screem?

Michal

Northamptonshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

"Mentally Challenged Printer: is it true
Mentally Challenged Printer: that
Mentally Challenged Printer: you eat beavers in latvia
strads10: Well.. this is..
strads10: akward
Mentally Challenged Printer: i demand an answer
strads10: FINE
strads10: We do."

"ghoul_strads10: Cant spell Rape without ape"

"12:17 - AssassinAreScalingTheWallSire: Iv been to poland, does that count?
12:17 - Place your granary sire: I CANT SHARE MY POLISH SONGS NAD SHENENGHAIS BEACUSE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.
12:17 - Place your granary sire: BUT YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND :(
12:17 - Place your granary sire: so was vin
12:18 - AssassinAreScalingTheWallSire: I think that makes us honorary poles
12:18 - Place your granary sire: runner ups
12:18 - AssassinAreScalingTheWallSire: are the poles running from us?
12:18 - Place your granary sire: maybe
12:19 - AssassinAreScalingTheWallSire: well, they should.
12:19 - Place your granary sire: why!
12:19 - AssassinAreScalingTheWallSire: We know how to lightbulbs.
12:20 - AssassinAreScalingTheWallSire: They find it threatening.
12:20 - Place your granary sire: That is genius"


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Ivono Mar 21, 2013 @ 5:38am 
I will have all of your kidnies.

I know you have another pair...You can't hide them from me.
Kartoffel Staatspolizei Aug 12, 2012 @ 2:21pm 
Those were fun times
Fabi Aug 12, 2012 @ 2:13pm 
I prefer pogroms though
Kartoffel Staatspolizei Aug 12, 2012 @ 2:01pm 
Capitalist pigs everywhere son. Needs a good ol' purge.
Fabi Aug 12, 2012 @ 1:59pm 
Hello comrade Stalin,
How have you been since your asylum in the UK after the fall of the glorious Union?

P.S. Please do not try to get me assasinated like Putin tried, he still regrets doing that...
Kartoffel Staatspolizei Aug 4, 2012 @ 11:53am 
noboody heers yu eet potato in spaec

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Listen here, one of the best games I've ever played. Even though its not the greatest by yourself, the multiplayer hilarity with friends moar than makes up for it. BUY IT GOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Leave a comment October 26th, 2012 @ 8:27am

SUPER FUN GAME FOR DERPIN ABOUT IN CO-OP!11!!one1!1!

Leave a comment January 1st, 2012 @ 4:19am

BUY IT HAS BIG CANNONS AND SHIZ

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