Portland, Oregon, United States
Friends, if victory is denied us now, it's because we are neither worthy nor capable of victory. Let us determine wherin we have failed. Nature shall not be ruled, the scepter of the universe shall not be grasped, godhead shall not be won, save by knowledge alone.

I make music: https://clyp.it/user/nbi4milj

Every time you refuse to cap, The Administrator flays a kitten. On Hightower, she does it to an entire litter. What do you have against kittens? You monster.

Don't get your hopes up.

Sorry if I don't respond too much. Do message me anyway, if I don't get back to you right away, I will eventually.

I may appear online when I am actually gone. This is needed for my phone to be able to receive offline messages.

Coolness in Enter the Gungeon, format is (amountOfCoolness,(avgRoomsPerDrop,roomsToGuaranteedDrop)): [(0,(11,100)),(1,(8,50)),(2,(6,34)),(3,(5,25)),(4,(5,20)),(5,(4,17)),(6,(4,15)),(7,(4,13)),(8,(4,12)),(9,(3,10)),(10,(3,10)),(11,(3,9)),(12,(3,8)),(13,(3,8)),(14,(3,7)),(15,(3,7)),(16,(3,6)),(17,(3,6)),(18,(2,6)),(19,(2,5)),(20,(2,5)),(21,(2,5)),(22,(2,5)),(23,(2,5)),(24,(2,4)),(25,(2,4)),(26,(2,4)),(27,(2,4)),(28,(2,4)),(29,(2,4)),(30,(2,4)),(31,(2,4)),(32,(2,4)),(33,(2,3)),(34,(2,3)),(35,(2,3)),(36,(2,3)),(37,(2,3)),(38,(2,3)),(39,(2,3)),(40,(2,3)),(41,(2,3)),(42,(2,3)),(43,(2,3)),(44,(2,3)),(45,(2,3)),(46,(2,3)),(47,(2,3)),(48,(1,3)),(49,(1,2))]

If you somehow get more than 49 coolness, this shouldn't have any noticable effect on the game.

This is my significant other: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970814595/
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Kyuu Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
Merry Christmas,sweet Leef <3
Frozen Dewdrop Dec 6, 2017 @ 9:08am 
Quachi Dec 5, 2017 @ 4:37am 
Wanna be friends again?~
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Kaidelong Nov 28, 2017 @ 9:53pm 
I don't mind in the least. If it is any comfort to you, I vaguely remember who you are, even!
Will Nov 28, 2017 @ 6:25pm 
Dear Kaidelong, I know that me, commenting on your profile is probably the last thing that you would want, but I came here to apologize for removing you without reason, what I did was wrong and I wanted to come here and swallow my pride and say that I'm sorry, I wish you many happy and safe days!~:ShinyHeart: