Damn Mantis
???   New Zealand
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playing games at awkward times
can you please go away
thank you now have a nice day

what is the importance of this section anyway


G'day, whaddya want? My name's... er, I actually have several in reality. Anyway, I reside in New Zealand, a country that doesn't appear in half the world's maps (best described as the "Canada of Australia").

Ultimately, I'm probably gonna regret ever making this... I already feel bad now.

"All avatars I use belong to the rightful owners. If I have used a character you wish me to stop using, simply ask me politely, and I will change my avatar." -Waskom, Certified Furry™

maH fUrsOnnaaAA!!1 <<OC DON'T STEAL OR I -REP YOU>>

Name: Placeholder
Age: 2000, but is biologically 10 years old
Species: Hairless ape
Gender: Between male and female
Sexuality: that's gay
Appearance: literally the only visible part within the avatar
Height: don't you mean length? like i have to be relative to something
Weight: fat enough i guess
Traits: boring
my name el jeffe

Fetishes: dick
-i will find you, and i will kill you
-deus ex machina spell ensures i win every scenario
-lemme smash for some expensive items

im not a furry

MY JUNK <( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>

I have friends that engage in cybersex and I'm scared

Damn Feds, Damn Everything

In the beginning were the words and the words made the world. I am the words. The words are everything. Where the words end the world ends. You cannot go forward in the absence of space. Repeat.

10:01 p.m. - DamnLugia: tips when taking a shit/anything involving the toilet
10:01 p.m. - DamnLugia: leave a piece of toilet paper that covers the water
10:02 p.m. - DamnLugia: breaks surface tension, making it so that taking a shit doesn't have water licking your arse.

9:53 a.m. - Tai Lung: not everythign is huge yaknow x3

12:01 PM - RandomKobold: u r mr gay

12:53 a.m. - Damn Arcanine: how are arcanine made?
12:53 a.m. - Kody the Maned: well ya see, when 2 arcanine love one another very much, and egg shos up and an old man has no clue what happened

"I'm a dragon riding a wyvern. Your argument is {EXPLETIVE}ING INVALID!"

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2,509 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
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last played on Nov 21
2.1 hrs on record
last played on Nov 19
Damn Mantis Nov 18 @ 11:04pm 
you have too much fur i guess
Idk Nov 18 @ 10:43pm 
Except me right?
Damn Mantis Nov 18 @ 10:36pm 
ill eat everyone i meet
Idk Nov 18 @ 10:32pm 
You look like youd appreciate a good meal. Of your mates head.
Damn Mantis Nov 15 @ 1:57am 
alive and awake bitches
Idk Nov 15 @ 12:50am 
Proud of you deary, im sure you did great in exams.