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HEADLION!!! WHERE!?!

Bumble Bee o_O

Banbury, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

i've been told too tell you there is no headlion cuz that would be a cross bread of antlion and head crab so that just wouldn't work ok thats that out of the way so i'll start again ...

Josiah

A sweet thang. One who needs trash-bags for his penis. Is great in bed and has a thing for emo-looking girls. His personality is kind, but is in dire need to put some attention to the ones that he likes. Has perverted humor. Is an overall hottie with one rule: No pants in bed.
Look at him! He MUST be a Josiah


Hi im josiah umm thats it.... Yay...hmmm



Update...
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the
counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,
'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.



LMAO!!! Thats not a story about me! Just a joke a friend told me :P

Pwn a rat!
Wow
Me urban dick

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[007] Scorpion posted on October 05, 2009 @ 9:18am
i dont like chacryscrys.
 
[007] John posted on September 27, 2009 @ 7:47am
Poor spelling or looks like a rat? xDD
 
Vadkatana posted on September 21, 2009 @ 7:34am
that pik is so you haha
 
Vadkatana posted on September 10, 2009 @ 12:35pm
piks from smod tactical
 
[Solitude] Night Crawler. posted on September 08, 2009 @ 11:12am
PWND by homework :/
 
[007] John posted on September 05, 2009 @ 8:40am
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