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Josh

Florida, United States

Hi my name is josh. I play a lot of source mods/games.
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My friends, we are coming upon a sad, new age.
One by one the legendary heroes of this world are falling to their death. As im sure you have seen Billy Mays, was pronounced dead. This reads for dark times.
I fear time is running short. Allow me to explain. There were 10 legends of our current age, people who's reputations, and sheer awesomeness was enough to make the devil himself take a bow.
These people, were Steve Irwin, Sean Connery, David Hasselhoff, Chuck Norris, Mister T, Hulk Hogan, Michael Jackson, Arnold Swarzennegar, Ozzy Osbourne, and Billy Mays.
These people's very created to be our protectors, and our social connection to the world around us. With each one of these deaths, That connection will be severed in Finality.
I have come to warn you that we must prepare. With Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin's death, we completely lost our connection to nature, all hope of restoring it gone. It will not be long until, the animals and other creatures of this world, with which we have shared so long, completely abandon us.
May's, truly a great man, was the staple of our world economy. Without him, all free markets will fail. I do not need to describe the horror that will befall us before long.
Michael Jackson, dubbed the King of Pop, was our final great connection to the advancement of music, and a direct successor to the late Elvis Presley. We are forever doomed to a world of Rap, Miley Cyrus, and Scenecore.
You see, for Centuries there have been ten people of every generation, that have always been our protectors and the bridge between our world and the worlds of their respective fields, but I fear that it is over, somehow the chain has broken, and there is no one to carry on the task. I stand before you know /b/, as I warn that unless you fight to keep these connections alive yourself, humanity, will never make it. Without these bridges, people will regress into thier own lives, living only to die later without motivation, desire, or determination. Humanity will pass into a phase of the bleak.
So I implore you, take upon yourself the lessons and morals of which these great men have passed on. Take a hike in the woods, Write a song, Look for the best stain remover for 19.95, we, as a species depend on it.

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