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No, I will not sign your underage breasts cause I'm in a Band

HOLY SHIT A DOLPHIN WITH AN UZI

Murray, Kentucky, United States 

XBOX Live - Johnny Luchador
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RIP: Ken Glume 07-09 :(

As part of a plan to help save the Earth's resources and animals, Multicorp put in motion a plan to locate six animals and equip them with cybernetics so that they could aid with the conservation efforts. The six animals were brought to Dr. Randall Pierce - a kangaroo, a bald eagle, a lion, a grizzly bear, a dolphin and a gorilla, which had been injured.

As Pierce and his team worked on implanting cybernetics on the injured gorilla in their Multicorp laboratory, a group of men dressed like clowns burst in and demanded the gorilla. The ape woke up during the chaos, but was tranqulized and spirited away by the intruders. Pierce later tried to alert his boss, Adam Frost to the theft, but Frost refused to go to the authorities, saying that news of a group of clowns stealing a gorilla in armor would make Multicorp a laughing stock. Pierce returned to his lab, disgusted, and questioned the continuation of the project. While talking to his young son Ricky, Pierce realized that the Tastee Burger wrapper that Ricky had with him had an image of a clown identical to those that stole the gorilla. As Tastee Burger was owned by the Flex Corporation, which was notorious for its environmental destructive ways, Pierce believed there was a connection as Flex had recently made the news for causing problems in the Amazon rainforest. With no other choice, Pierce equipped the remaining animals with cybernetics in order to send them after the gorilla that Flex was using in their decimation of the rainforest. With the cybernetic armor in place, the five animals were given human-level intelligence and the ability to speak, along with various weapons and technology contained within their suits. Dubbed Brute Force, Pierce and the team traveled to the Amazon to locate the gorilla. They almost immediately spotted the mercenaries who held the gorilla, but their first attempt to follow them was disastrous, as the group was still getting used to their new tech. Elsewhere, Frost - aware of Pierce's doing - ordered a minion to put his new project, Heavy Metal - into production immediately. On their second attempt, Brute Force successfully managed to stop the mercenaries, although the gorilla escaped.

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etep posted on November 24, 2009 @ 11:53am
HEY MAN THAT AINT REAL
 
A cat posted on November 18, 2009 @ 4:21pm
rip ken glume ;'(
 
E-Peen 2.0 posted on November 17, 2009 @ 12:16pm
ZOMG hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ......hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

im underage can you sign my peenor?
 
Johnny Luchador posted on November 16, 2009 @ 9:24pm
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etep posted on October 29, 2009 @ 10:59pm
aion will take over your life, it so bad i play all day at work
 
[fart] Scout's Mom posted on October 27, 2009 @ 1:28pm
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE 'SPACE JAM' SO UNFORTUNATELY YOUR JOKE IS WASTED ON ME IM SO SORRY IM SORRY


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