Joey Lemons
Joey   Flint, Michigan, United States
 
 
I like to do creative things and play games. Also, please don't beg for items. I dont even have that many.
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Zeropalooba 23 hours ago 
Okay, he might be a BIT of a weeaboo but I still love him because :

-He makes cool maps

-He'd definatly win a 1V1 in tf2 with you.

-He makes cool sfm posters.

-He's nice

-And finally, he's one of the very last people on earth that don't micspam earrape dank memes and aren't angry 20 year-old Europeen man.

You my man, Joey!
Holy Sep 7 @ 8:57pm 
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Ticking Aug 20 @ 2:41pm 
holy is gay
Ticking Jul 22 @ 11:53pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
rat Jul 13 @ 4:13pm 
Can't think of anything to comment about your skill, so I'm just going to post a Blueberry pancake recipe.

Ingredients:
1 1/ 4 all-purpose flour
1 1/4 teaspoons sugar
1 tablespoon baking soda
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 egg
1 cup milk
1/2 cup frozen blueberries, thawed

1) Large bowl sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda and sugar.
2) Small bowl mix egg, and milk. Combine both steps then Add fresh Blueberries

Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot
gucci shyne Jun 13 @ 5:32pm 
kys nigger