Pay attention to this game developers, because this is the prime example of fucking wizardry voodoo taking over everyone. This awful pile of crap has everyone seemingly enticed, now being more popular than Modern weapons 3 and black apes 2. This piece of crap should be banned from Austria and The Netherlands. In every single map, the token black guy dies at the end of every map, usually though impalement of the spleen. Furthermore, it tries to play the originality card by introducing guns into mainstream gaming. Overall, I think flubber is an amazing movie.

Unreal 2 is the latest game following the trend of modern realistic warfare, and a contender to EA Sport's Call of FIFA: Modern Football 2012. Some might say that 2012 games later, Modern Football's formula has stagnated. Unreal 2 is heralded as the champion of breathtaking gameplay, involving new mechanics such as sprint-and-spray as well as holding down the S key until everything is dead. In an effort to appeal to hardcore gamers, many buttons are in unreachable locations that cannot be rebound. Since there is no metacritic score I am unable to pretend that I can formulate my own opinion about the game's score so I will simply say this: Use your hand to turn a blank piece of paper upside down. If it's heads, buy this. If tails, you will suffer from a random sleep disorder until you convert to judaism.

Arx Fatlis supplies suprising insight into the economy's latest dips. This interactive economic simulator puts you in the role of MC Goblin Cock, who travels around the world selling his merchandise (mainly his large goblin cock). He's also a well known bard, famous for his ability to produce the sounds of an ancient basilik drum using only his voice. Its harrowing tale of macroeconomic failures is an amazingly subtle commentary in any country that currently lives completely underground. The game will always end in failure as eventually, getting caught will result in prison guards which are straight male ogres. Since I believe this to also be a metaphor of how we all believe our sex lives are once we reach 50. Since I do not believe in giving reviews a number rating, I give this game a B+.