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January 15, 2008 Steam Rating:
10 Playing time:
59.9 hrs past 2 weeks 
Alpha Protocol
10.9 hrs / 10.9 hrs
Section 8: Prejudice
10.6 hrs / 10.6 hrs
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Communist "Rad Menace" Layton
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You see man in alley with matchsticks. He asks you to solve short puzzle.
Jocosity
Moscow, Moscow City, Russian Federation 
Sensing trace of Fascist aura, you report man to nearest Soviet guard. Man is arrested on suspicion of being Fascist spy. Matchsticks are burnt for warmth.
Such is life in Mother Russia.
"Rabinovich is walking along the street when one of his relatives sees him and inquires seemingly concerned, "Rabinovich, how are you feeling?" "You'll get tired of waiting!" retorts Rabinovich."
"An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are alone on an uninhabited island. They catch fish for food and suddenly catch a Golden Fish, who promises to fulfill one wish for each for his own freedom:
The American: "A million dollars and to go back home!"
The Frenchman: "Three beautiful women and to go back home!"
The Russian: "Tsk, and just when we were getting on like a house on fire... Three crates of vodka and the two fellas back!" "
" A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian go on a safari and are trapped by cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who says, "We are going to eat you right now. But I am a civilized man, I studied human rights at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, so I'll grant each of you a last request." The German asks for a mug of beer and a bratwurst. He gets it, and cannibals eat him. The French asks for three girls. He has crazy sex with them, and then follows the German. The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"
"A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?" "Yes, there was." — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head. "Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?" "Yes, absolutely" — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's second head."
The Commissar came to the collective farms to see how the harvest was doing. He asked a farmer and the farmer said, "Oh, comrade Commissar! If we took all the potatoes, they would reach the foot of God."
"Comrade farmer, this is the Soviet Union. There is no God."
"That's okay, there are no potatoes."
3 men, a Frenchmen, a Brit and a Russian are at a museum looking at a portrait of Adam and Eve. The Brit says, "Adam and Eve are British. They wear fig leaves and blush so they must be modest."
The Frenchman says, "No, they are French because they are naked and in love."
The Russian said, "You're both wrong. They are obviously Russian. They are naked, have only an apple to eat and yet they are told they live in paradise."
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
you say potato I say potato too (cool)
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no presents for you
come back, one year!
come back, one year!
Stop recommending so much shit.
Cutest avatar.
yorkie
So many bad jokes....
pozzles
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i liked this game better when it had sonic the hedgehog in it
my names jackie avacado and i approve of the dorkness 2
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