Viribus Unitis
Joel   Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little McChicken thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgustingNEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” McChicken, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking sandwich. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became aNEET. A pathetic McShillNEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “FOR ME, IT'S THE MCCHICKEN.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever achieve.
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Viribus Unitis 7 hours ago 
y-you too
Rosiebelle 8 hours ago 
+Rep good boyfriend for Luna.
Viribus Unitis Jun 24 @ 5:39am 
4 me its the mcchick, the best ff sandwich.
Viribus Unitis Jun 22 @ 7:18am 
Front heil!
Molliturpa69 Jun 22 @ 4:18am 
Viribus Unitis Jun 20 @ 2:44pm 
y-you too