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Muckraker Joe   Texas, United States
 
 
meme of the day: what the ehck
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if you spend money on steam you are demonstrably retarded lol guys im just kidding please don't hurt m-
A Bad Man With a Even Worse Plan

This man, right here. Stop reading while you still can

Funny Jokes I did not steal of of reddit, for real this time guys.

I like my women how I like my wine;

10 years old and in a cellar

A Jihadist walks into a gaybar. The bartender asks him want he wants. He says:

Shots for everyone

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?

One comes home from camp.

What do you call getting high while learning a language?

Getting Rosetta Stoned

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni

But they got plain.

People say there's safety in numbers,

Well I say try saying that to six million Jews

What's the difference between a pizza and a Mexican?

One can feed a family of four.

What does a Subway worker call his peen?

$5 Foot Long

i dont accept bot accounts or retards or something

Literally don't be a Zimbabwean princess and you should be sublime with my incredibly low standards

Disinformation

Gender/Sex: I identify as a yir, a sex I made up in an attempt to identify myself to a group for a false sense of security and to be unique since I can't think for myself unless I have someone who agrees with me because I'm a wuss afraid to face my own perception of the universe and because I have nothing special to show and I need to have some sort of purpose in my meaningless existence or else I will cry indefinitely, even if that uniqueness is more of a disadvantage, because I'll scrape the bottom of the uniqueness barrel if it means I won't have to be a normal, repetitive human being like I really am.

Sexuality: I don't know look at my search history

Age: -21, my mom ate a computer

Physical Strength: Minimal

Intelligence: See: This info box

Charisma: Nonexistent

Virginity: See: My Steam hours

Political Lean: Textbook Fascist

Religion: One of peace. Like Xomism or something idk

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Yes, I'm using this info box for a stupid joke making fun of furry profile info boxes.

If you want actual info:

1. I hate reddit
2. lol idk
3. what the ufck

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Offensed Jan 15 @ 10:54am 
gigabyte?
Blanc Jan 14 @ 9:49pm 
if you don't know what gb means you are demonstrably retarded lol...
Skelter Jan 12 @ 5:20pm 
stop having a racist profile you stupid hunter gatherer
Microsoft Publisher Dec 18, 2016 @ 12:45pm 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
That Guy Everyone Hates. Dec 15, 2016 @ 2:48pm 
And a LLAARRRGGGEE Soda
That Guy Everyone Hates. Dec 15, 2016 @ 2:48pm 
I need a number 9, A number 9 large, a number 6,with extra dip