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Unlocked Aug 13, 2016 @ 12:28am


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Unlocked Aug 13, 2016 @ 12:52am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.



Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.


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