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Too many nuts, not enough screws

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada 

A husband and wife decided they needed to use 'code' to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter".

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a...letter."

The child told her mother what her dad said and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now 'cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."

The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

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Fluxmeister [Here] posted on December 26, 2009 @ 3:39pm
HAAHAHAHA @ the typewriter joke
 
Expunged posted on December 23, 2009 @ 3:57pm
I am in your profile.. making comments... since no one else has in a while. ;)
 
LoTideMike posted on December 05, 2009 @ 8:59pm
ALL HAIIL JAZMELLA!!!
ALL HAIIL JAZMELLA!!!

RULER OF THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM !!!!
 
Teh Suck posted on November 21, 2009 @ 8:48am
hey Jazz....i just now addded ya to myspace like i said i would way back...lol....not really using it much anymore due to everyone using facebook instead now....so when you get the request i didn't want you to say...who the fuck....instead, it is Teh Suck....:)
 
Mr. Onix posted on November 20, 2009 @ 6:53pm
(\__/)
( O.o)
( >< )
This is Bunny, help Bunny take over the world.
 
LoTideMike posted on November 10, 2009 @ 7:13pm
Ummm...Yeah....Right!


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