jayflexia   London, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Uberchain: Emitting toxic gasses to win.
Uberchain: Classic Brit strat

Gubbins: Do you think I can parkour from this roof to that one over there?
Lor_is: Depends on what you're listening to.

Lor_is: Why would you want everything around you to smell like one thing that you do sometimes?
FRAGGAR: Yeah, that's like being a Christian and wanting everything around you to smell like abstinence. Why tf would you want that?

Gubbins: Call me crazy, but toffee crisp bars have gotten smaller
Gubbins: Like, that's only twice the size of my dick
Gubbins: It used to be 2.5 times the size

Gir_affe: Your life is basically a gay porn where no one actually fucks
FRAGGAR: Yeah, it's like an orgy with 0 penetration

Pharaoh: Aw, I wanna go back there, there was so much adorable garbage there…
Pharaoh: Oh yeah, that's exactly how I would describe myself by the way; adorable garbage.
Currently Offline
Last Online 5 days ago
1 game ban on record | Info
1345 day(s) since last ban

Recent Activity

21 hrs on record
last played on Feb 17
11.7 hrs on record
last played on Feb 15
16.0 hrs on record
last played on Feb 14
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The Real Slim Swayze Dec 15, 2017 @ 5:10am 
Hey I'm looking for a 6s scrim for tonight, can your team make it? I'm going to ask several teams so do get back quick if you can or not.
Loser_idiot Sep 25, 2017 @ 8:17am 
Added because everyone says you are a cool dude
joe mia Sep 23, 2017 @ 3:54pm 
added for etf2l game next week :)