BIGGER THAN JESUS

This is for all that love the legend known as Jb, if you're blessed with knowing him online or had the of greatest luck and have met him in person you will know how amazing he is. No obstacle and no foe too big for this born champion, greatness and imortality awaits this young man in his later days.




Facts
1) Did you know Jb fought Ghandi?
2) Did you know Jb saved the world from communist space robots?
3) Did you know Jb invented wallbangs and were previously called, "Jb Legend Shots"?
4) Did you know Jb is immortal?
5) Did you know Jb invented the term, "LAN Party!"?
6) Did you know Jb once 5 man'ed Dignitas, 4Kings and Complexity at the same time at CPL Winter 05?
7) Did you know Jb was conceived in the mountains of Bugabadour by the greek monks who trained him in the arts of dicipline and legendarianism?
8) Did you know Jb can bake cakes?
9) Did you know Jb is actualy Hebrew for, "The one who will lead us to victory"?
10) Did you know Jb helped produce the first line of coca-cola?
11) Did you know Jb invented panda's?
12) Did you know that Jb has been offered his own talk show by Sky, BBC and Virgin Media but has turned them down up to this point?
13) Did you know that other people with the name, "JB" are actualy deciples who are training in the arts of awesome?
14) Did you know on leap years Jb can float?
15) Did you know Valve have tried to hire Jb several times but currently don't have an office awesome enough for him?
16) Did you know Jb once knocked out Frank Mir and are now good friends and play tennis every other month?
17) Did you know any lady that has been with Jb has their gaming aim improved by 128%?
18) Did you know that Jb can't stay in a server for too long or the server hosted computer with set fire?
19) Did you know that Jb blew a cat just by staring at it?
20) Did you know being in the JBAS improves your game play by 25%?
21) Did you know Jb's computer runs from not electricity but win?
22) Did you know that if you put Jb at the center of the Earth it will implode?
23) Did you know Jb creates Oxygen not tree's?
24) Did you know that Jb invented head hitboxes?
25) Did you know Jb has been into space?
26) Did you know Jb has made contact with aliens and swapped gaming tactics?
27) Did you know Jb invented the number 63?
28) Did you know standing too close to Jb can make you pregnant in females and cause death in males?
29) Did you know Jb can digest dairy products, unlike other human digestive systems?
30) Did you know Jb knows KFC's secret herbs and spices?
31) Did you know laws were changed so when Jb was 12 he could buy 15 and 18 rated games?
32) Did you know Jb invented wood?
33) Did you know the actual birth date of Jb is unknown but were sure this is his 23rd life time.

All these facts and many more but one thing is obvious, nothing with rival this e-legend and he will be writen in the history books as the greatest gamer who ever lived.