Here is my story:

My parents, Bushy and Busher were two important bushes in the society. They were really a happy couple, but one night, there leaf-made condom exploded and the pollen race had started. I easily won that race, because basically, bushes dont move. But I was special. I was the only moving bush of the world, and I was happy of it. When I was only 2 years (approximatly 5 human years), decided to go see bushes all over the land. All of them were impressed of my moving talent. Also, I was as fast as the light! I even beated a turtle at a race!! So all my childhood, i was exploring the world. What I liked was that because i was able to move, in the teenage, I was able to make babies with all the bushes because they werent moving. Strangely, all the babies made by ne could move too! So I started the moving bushes! But, you know, im getting old 'cause 40 years (100 human years) may not seem a lot compared to my dad who is 50 years (if you really want to know it in human years, take a fucking calculator) . But, i moved a lot, so im always active and healthy. Even if im old, i know i can play video games! So heres my story, hope you enjoyed xD!

(im not freaking 100 years old, do not be dumb)