Cyrus T. Doodad

You are... Batpingas!

Pleeease, sir. Spare some heroin?

The two tones was all I ever had to make me bright in this world, sir.

Now I'll have to go back to Turkish black-mule heroin.

Yes please :3

PINGASCO THE INIMITABLE

Cute face.

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THE SHORTEST OF SHORT PINGASES

A HAAAAAAND BAAA-AAA-AAAAG?

SqueakyFoamPINGAS!

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THE SHORTEST PINGAS

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SHORT PINGAS

Do I eat it or sit in it...

no u lol

I aspire that her royal highness prepare a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat.

Arrrrrrre you gonna let it all hang out, fat bottom goyem, you help prepare the Sabbath meal!

STOP SINGING ON MY PAGE YOU COCKBURGERS

AAAAAAAAAAH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT

AAAAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

SHE ASKS AND SHE WILL RECIEVE

Translation: ME WANT PENIS

WELL HULLO THAR LUVER BOY

I TOLD HIM I'D SHOOT, BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. WHY DIDN'T HE BELIEVE ME?

I'LL TEACH YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS.

I'LL TEACH YOU TO BE HAPPY

PUSSY

COCK

with eeevvvery single beeeeattt of my heaaaarttt

AAAAAAND I WILL ALWAYSSSSSSS...

LOOOOOOOHOOVE YOOOOU...

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUUUUE. EVERTHING I DOOOOOO. I DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

Imposter. I wanted a Lofaries for a Charizard, not this blow up doll.

I killed you?

When was this?



WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED.

You. Are a butthole. >:C

OOOOOH MAI GAAAAWWWD!

NIXON'S BAAAAAAACK

He's the Homestarrunner, some folks say he's a tawiffic athwete

Achievement Unlocked:
Be less awesome than Dude Yemsi.

gone for four days? D:

YOU ASS FUCK

Wanna play a bathroom game?

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BITCH PLEASE

GOOD SIX

I HAVE EIGHT COMMENTS ON MY PAGE HOORAY-AH FOR ME

Hello...LEETLE MAN. Can you SEE FOREVER?

TOUCH 'EM. GO ON.

We need ot get Loafaries back to the game. Who's with me?

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRWMMMMMMMMMMM

COMMENTS ON MAH PAGE?! WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

SQUAK

ERRRRRRAAAAUUUUGH