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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 180.2 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jul 5, 2015 @ 11:12pm

Early Access Review
-Roll new character
-Search house I start off in
-Find Sledgehammer, mint condition
-F*ck-Sh*t-Up Mode activated
-Survive many a day slaying countless zombies
-Come across big house with big yard and big garage, I want it
-Dozen zombies litter the property
-FSU-Mode never disengaged, clear property same day
-Search house, underwhelmed with findings and interior decor, decide to move on
-Still feel invincible, decide to search smaller house down the street
-Enter confidently (read: carelessly) through window, jumped by lone zombie and subsequently bitten
-Douse arm in disinfectant and wrap with clean rag, hope for the best
-Best doesn't happen, health deteriorates, fast
-Decide to go out in glory, storm nearby storage facility that apparently doubles as a zombie hangout spot
-Fell innumerable zombies before finally succumbing to fatal fever
-Come back as zombie and chill with my new dead homies

No matter how good you think you are in zombie games, you're not in this one. You're no Frank West/Chuck Greene/Leon Kennedy/Chris Redfield or whatever other zed video game hero you aspire to. You're just.. you. EVERYTHING is measured against you: hunger, thirst, sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion, heat/cold, panic, anxiety, happiness, and even boredom. Manage them all or suffer. And finally a game where you're at risk of infection. It's an entirely different experience and one that I'd definitely recommend to any fan of the genre.

10/10
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2 Comments
DeDe Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:31pm 
"No matter how good you think you are in zombie games, you're not in this one" perfectly said
vitao o fera Oct 5, 2016 @ 8:28am 
Perfect Man, Perfect