BASHAN, RIP AND TEARAN, TURNWAYS TABLE FLIPPAN
Wow I never expected it could get this big!
This is a group dedicated for all the Toribash players from /v/, you know you love those spastic fighting ragdolls.
1-USE THE FUCKING TUTORIAL! I know it's tedious but it's also useful and you won't flail like a fag with french baguettes up his ass against a white belt, also you won't ragequit at the moment you join a server.
2- To use harden, press C (It stiffs all your joints and helps you to not fall off).
3- To grab click the hands.
4- Press B to see ghosts (things you are going to do next), this is quite useful.
5- To avoid DQ (desqualification), your body must not touch the floor, the only parts that can touch the floor are your hands and feet, anyway most of the time we don't use DQ we only do when it's necessary.
6- People keeps asking: "HURR WHY DID I LOST I HAD MORE POINTS DURR"
Well the answer for that is DESQUALIFICATION this shit means that you touched the floor and died (think the floor is now made of lava, exept that only your hands and feet can touch it).
So stop being faggots disconnecting because you lost, and stop saying "HERP DE DERP THE ADMINS ARE CHEATING AND WINNING BECAUSE IT MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER WITH THEMSELVES"
We do not care about winning, we care about having fun, you blubbering goddamn idiots.
More comming up next...