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Guinea Squid

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He who laughs last thinks slowest

Victoria, Australia 

The name of someone who is THE fuckin boss and who will smack his hoe if she steps out of line. Do not fuck with this kid or you will get a cockprint on your face bigger than a truck.
-Urban Dictionary


"iWeekender: achievement whoring :D
Guinea Squid: ;D
iWeekender: get your bro aswell
Guinea Squid: ok
iWeekender: we can whore together"

"Dr. Guinea Squid: so he has a cock tumor that can help you survive if a ship sinks?
Rhyder: no, we go to narnia on weekends
Rhyder: we hunt fictional animals like YOUR MOTHERS COCK"

"☃ Jemaine Clement ☃: rape is a horrible thing
Guinea® Squid™: REALLY
☃ Jemaine Clement ☃: no"

"Rhyder: I laugh at your predickament
Rhyder: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"Unbreakable: There is one reason this server sucks
Guinea Squid: Cause you suck camel dick?
Unbreakable: OK, TWO reasons, I SUCK CAMEL DICK and the damn respawn time"

"Rhyder: I raise you to have perfect humourous genes
Rhyder: and you missed out on a fine opportunity
Rhyder: to fuck a cow.
Rhyder: you are a disgrace"

"Đטƒ!!☃Gusman☃☃☃☃: btw
Đטƒ!!☃Gusman☃☃☃☃: nice junk
Guinea Squid™: wat you meen
Đטƒ!!☃Gusman☃☃☃☃: COCK"

"Rhyder: i wipe my ass with sandpaper. it makes me feel like a woman"

"☃ Jemaine Clement ☃: a salty, bloody powder concoction
Guinea® Squid™: mix it with orange juice
Guinea® Squid™: BAM
Guinea® Squid™: a new best seller
Guinea® Squid™: conCOCKtion"

"Rhyder: jinx is the name of my downsyndrome caterpillar. he eats pavement and cock syrup"

"iMt.Roll: 40 gb remaining
iMt.Roll: sept 7
iMt.Roll: 10 gb left
Freshwater Guinea Squid™: ROFL
Freshwater Guinea Squid™: UR DAD IS PARTIAL TO
Freshwater Guinea Squid™: THE PRONS"

"Rhyder: i laughed hard and my fish turned around and said wtf
Rhyder: that dramatic squirrel look
Rhyder: but more downs syndrome."

"Freshwater Guinea Squid™: buy a new dad
Freshwater Guinea Squid™: throw out old one
Freshwater Guinea Squid™: prollem solved"

"Rhyder: we should make a comedy duo
Rhyder: Spermcake and Francis
Rhyder: Im not sure who is who."






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BananaRepublic posted on July 15, 2011 @ 11:29pm
SHIT WE STILL HAVE TO GET FRANK A BDAY GIFT!!\
 
Hermoniclus posted on July 14, 2011 @ 11:35pm
if you can please send me borderlands or somthing i dont have please!!!!!!!!!
 
IAF FROZEN_562 posted on July 03, 2011 @ 9:51am
hey bubby!!
 
ArachnoidSquid posted on December 16, 2010 @ 4:40pm
Squids!


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This game is sexual prowess incarnate

Leave a comment July 4th, 2011 @ 12:25am

this game is DA FUCKEN' BOSS

Leave a comment July 1st, 2011 @ 7:02pm

This game is teh massive secks.

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